Something you’ll never see on a Gaza beach: A flash mob, dancing, ABBA, men in bathing suits, and women in bikinis.
H/T: My brother.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
I wonder whether Elderofziyon got his idea of getting all the Israel flash mobs from this post
That’s me—setting the trends for the JBlogosphere for ten years in April. :-)
SUNSCREEN! Lots of sunscreen!
Looks like a great deal of fun and the thought of a bathing suit, let along a bikini, is scary.
Here in America, our “flash mobs” are people singing Handel’s Messiah in shopping malls.
In Israel, “flash mobs” are hot Jewish chicks boogie on the beach to ABBA in bikinis.
Where does this goyim sign up?
J.
It’s easy, Jay. You just have to study for months, follow a millennial-old conversion process, and—you are circumcised, aren’t you?
Heh.
That was the deal-breaker for me, Meryl. I told my then-girlfriend (I was her “goy boy toy”) that I had that particular requirement already covered. She told me that even so, there had to be a “ritual shedding of blood” in that area.
She’d already persuaded me to have a vasectomy, so I told her that she wasn’t getting me to put any more sharp implements anywhere near there ever again.
J.