Those wascally Iswaelies! Say, you know the suicide bombing that murdered 22 Christians Copts and wounded dozens more? Guess who a group of Egyptian lawyers blames for the bombing? That’s right: The Mossad. Sure. Because the world has seen hundreds and hundreds of Jewish suicide bombers, who have murdered thousands of people. Oh. Wait. Those are Muslim suicide bombers. My bad. Effing. Batshit. Crazy. That is what these lawyers are. How scary is it that these are the more educated among the Egyptians, and they’re putting out crap like this?
Holy Leviathan, Batman! Ha’aretz is reporting that the Leviathan gas field may be worth $90 billion. The last I heard, it was half that. This thing keeps growing, and growing, and may I say: Mazel tov! May Leviathan double in size again and again! This is the best news Israel has had in decades, and it may make some major changes in the way other nations treat the Jewish state.
Oh, stop it. Everyone knows it’s Islamophobia that’s on the rise, not anti-Semitism! New York hate crime statistics are out, and who’s the star of the show? Why, that would be us Jews. Let’s compare the anti-Muslim attack numbers with the ones against Jews: There were eleven anti-Muslim attacks—up from eight last year. The number for Jews? 251, up from 219 last year. That’s one less than the total for attacks on blacks, whites, gays, and Muslims. So yeah, the next time the Ground Zero Imam cries “Islamophobia,” feel free to burst into laughter. He deserves it.
Brits supplying more terrorists to Israel: Okay, maybe it’s a trifle unfair to blame Britain for two more Israeli Arabs arrested in the plot to send a missile into a soccer match, and yet—these are not the first British-affiliated terrorists in Israel. Unfortunately, the one that blew up Mike’s Place wasn’t stopped. These British Consulate workers were. Way to screen your employees, dudes!
Not only does this reflect upon the lawyers who are saying this nonsense, but it doesn’t speak well of the Egyptian people if they believe that the Mossad furnished the sharks which attacked the tourists a few weeks back, or that they believe the Mossad had anything to do with the attacks on the Copts.
This is the state sponsored propaganda that the Arab masses are fed on a daily basis. For an “educated” group of lawyers to state this garbage tells you all you need to know about these clowns. A simple internet search of “Christians in Egypt” explains that this discrimination has been going on for years, and will get worse as Coptic Christians continue to be persecuted and massacred by the extremist Muslims.