Forwarded to Sarah from a friend:
Dear Egypt,
Please do not destroy the pyramids. We will not rebuild them.
Signed,
The Jews.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
..but if you’re considering a new nose for the Sphinx, we’ve got plenty experts who would be willing to bid on the project.
ha! this calls for a round of *oldies*:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWa3ouFWwJs