This was really just a joke. Timing is all, you know how it goes…
However, now it appears to be a prophetic one:
Hizbullah chief Hassan Nasrallah has made fundamental changes in his personal security arrangements to avoid being killed like Osama Bin Laden, Arab newspaper reported.
Lebanese sources, quoting the Kuwaiti daily El-Siyassa, said that Nasrallah has moved recently from his residence in Southern Beirut to another place.
According to the Kuwaiti paper, some Western intelligence agencies proposed assassinating Nasrallah, to weaken “the world terrorism organisational structure” as well as “seizing Iranian influence in the region”.
The sources added that the disappeariance of Nasrallah from the scene would destroy Hizbullah, leaving it but an idea bereft of life.
I hope that the new bunker is fit for habitation, at least. And equipped with a tanning bed or something, they have some cool tanning beds on Amazon.
The reason I am mentioning the tanning bed is that the poor coot is looking* very pale after all these years underground:
Need to take more care of yourself, Hassan!
(*)The image is borrowed from a site here, where the guy peddles Nasrallah’s pictures as wallpaper for your computer. Highly recommended, if you are into wallpaper with images of the undead.
Oh, and happy Independence Day!
Cross-posted on SimplyJews
