Sunday morning briefs

Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY? Ynet is quoting Richard Silverstein, the insanely anti-Israel anti-Zionist blogger who hates all Jews who don’t want to take part in their own destruction? How much of an anti-Israel guy is this? So much so that I’m pretty sure I’ve never linked to him, will never link to him, and have never so much as bothered commenting about him before, other than to point out what a wretched, anti-Israel Jew he is. He needs to tikkun himself, never mind olam. Shyeah. The Mossad did it. So, if the Mossad is that powerful, why is it Iran keeps marching forward towards nukes?

Sarkozy is dancing as fast as he can: Days after calling Netanyahu a liar, he’s signing his notes “With friendship.” That’ll work. It’s not like Bibi will hold it against him or anything. Of course, the French will think it’s tres magnifique! Extra credit awesomeness: France’s ambassador to Israel’s is a Bigot. No, really. His name is Israel Christophe Bigot. I love it when I can’t make this stuff up.

This is why neo-Nazis aren’t very successful: The police are lifting fingerprints and DNA from 27 beer bottles left at the scene of a horrific anti-Semitic attack in Brooklyn the day after the anniversary of Kristallnacht. The anti-semitic bastards, taking a cue from their fellow anti-Semites in Europe, torched three cars and wrote anti-Semitic graffiti in one of the most Jewish neighborhoods in the country. And yet, they’re going to be caught fairly simply, because like all of their neo-Nazi brethren, they’re stupid. Leaving abundant numbers of fingerprints at the scene of the crime? Priceless.

Speaking of stupid: I don’t read the gossip mags much, but I have caught wind of this story. Some woman is claiming that Justin Bieber is her baby daddy. He denies ever having really met her. The awesomely stupid part of this story? If she really did have sex with him, as she says she did, she could be liable for rape charges. He was a minor at the time of the alleged tryst. (FWIW, I believe Bieber. The kid is all right in my eyes.)

Occupy death count: Three and rising. Close down the Obamavilles. They’re pits of festering filth, drug overdoses, and now murders. Yeah, they’re just like the Tea Party. Lice outbreaks, tuberculosis outbreaks, sexual assaults, regular assaults–yep, just like the Tea Party protests. And how much are they costing America’s cities? Millions. the double standard lives in Zucotti Park (and every Obamaville in America). FYI, our pathetic Occupy Richmonders were last seen trying to occupy the Canal Walk, a tourish area along the James that Richmond spent millions on several years ago. They’re talking about camping out in the mayor’s neighborhood. Don’t worry, the police will throw them out of there, too. Richmond isn’t like other cities. Then again, the editor of the Richmond Free Press apparently lives next door to the mayor. Hilarity may yet ensue, as he’s offered the occupier kiddies his backyard.