Happy tenth annual Eat an Animal for PETA Day!
Ten years? Is it really ten years that we’ve been urging people to piss PETA off by eating meat and posting about it?
Why yes, yes it has.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Chicken. Sharing with the resident obligate carnivore.
For breakfast, sable. Because even a fish has a mother.
They may have mothers, Elisson, but they’re not as awww-inspiring.
As one of your faithful readers, Meryl, I want you to know that I had turkey sausage for breakfast. I want to make sure PETA knows exactly where I stand, so I’m going to have a double hamburger for lunch. I wasn’t sure whether lambies or chickies or soft-eyed calves were cuter, but Costco had some duck, and surely little is cuter than sweet little duckies, so it’s duck for dinner.
And there is a bottle of Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale, a truly fine IPA brewed right here in Michigan, so that will top off the evening.
Lox for lunch. Burgers for dinner tonight.
Wow. Ten years.
Cold cuts for lunch. Something meaty for dinner.
Congratulations on ten wonderful years! On Wednesday, it was simple: Spaghetti and homemade turkey meatballs.
A few days late but I just saw this on youtube. “Penn and Teller’s Bull**** episode about PETA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=inFtOMx8nDU