Or, when bad things happen to bad people.
We’re just not that into you: Iran is cutting funding to Hamas because Hamas is supporting the rebels and Iran is supporting the Dorktator. Woot! Win-win!
The Turkish Spring: Over 100,000 Turks are protesting the Erdogan regime, and today makes the third day of protest. They’re pulling back the police, probably because police brutality sparked the bigger protests. Countdown to Erdogan blaming this on Israel in 3, 2….
Damn! Just missed him: Mad Mahmoud’s helicopter made an emergency landing, but unfortunately, Ahmadinejad survived. Well, we can cross our fingers for the next time. Although his power has been severely curtailed–not that the Mad Mullahs weren’t pulling his strings from the get-go–and hopefully, we won’t have to see his ugly face in the news for much longer.
Now you know how Sderot feels: Syrian rebels are firing rockets into Lebanon because of Hezbollah’s support of the Dorktator. The battles have actually reached Lebanese soil. So let’s see, the Syrian civil war has now hit Turkey, Lebanon, and Israel, and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and the Basiji are taking part. But of course, Israel not giving the Palestinians a state is the main reason there is no peace in the Middle East.