Who you gonna call? Israel! When the Austrian UN peacekeepers want to leave Syria safely, how do they do it? They cross the border into Israel. Really, why on earth wouldn’t Israel want the UN to administer a multinational Jerusalem, as they keep calling for? You can totally count on other nations to defend you. Just like they’re doing in Syria right now.
Watch the anti-Israel crowd leap all over this: A Pew study shows that Israel is less gay-friendly than most western nations. Imagine that. But when you dig down into the survey, you find this:
In Israel, where views of homosexuality are mixed, secular Jews are more than twice as likely as those who describe themselves as traditional, religious or ultra-Orthodox to say homosexuality should be accepted (61% vs. 26%); just 2% of Israeli Muslims share this view.
Guarantee that won’t make any of the news articles. Unless my Yahoo! News reader is catching this.
Yes, the Palestinians still trying to kill Israelis: The number of indictments for terrorism is up 20% in 2012. Israel’s security forces do a good job, but the Palestinians continue to try to murder Israelis–whether by bomb, knife, gun, or rock.
Just your average jihadi summer camp for children: Just a reminder that the Palestinians are raising their children to hate and murder Israelis.
Yes, we know Google reads our emails: Anyone with a gmail account that doesn’t know Google snoops in it is an idiot. A class-action suit will get you nowhere. Stop using gmail.