“So, Prince Abdul, will you choose Bachelorette Number One, Bachelorette Number Two, or Bachelorette Number Three?”
“I take all three!”
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
And you really don’t want to see their version of Family Feud.
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Number one has hazel eyes, number two has brown and number three has sunglasses. The choice is yours.
They did try Let’s Make A Deal once… The contestant didn’t like the prize he recieved behind door number two so he had his cousin run into the audience and blow himself up.
Too funny….though I must say, Brandon, their eyes are all behind veils, who who knows what the color.
Why are there no Palestinian comedians?
They all bombed!
It is at this point in time that someone should probably point out this post is racist, sexist, Islamophobic, and, uh, um… pretty damned funny.
I think Meryl’s on to me…
http://abbagav.blogspot.com/2006/04/dating-game-condi-and-three-strongmen.html
And did someone say Family Feud?
http://abbagav.blogspot.com/2006/02/family-feud-clash-of-civilizations_14.html
If you’d like more there’s always the Newlywed Game too.
http://abbagav.blogspot.com/2006/05/newlywed-game-arabian-nights.html
Reminds me of the Taliban Dating Service:
http://www.kgov.com/gallery/20010911/TalibanDatingService.jpg