The post-holiday briefs

You could not get a better definition of irony if you tried: A motorcyclist in a ride protesting New York’s helmet law, and thus driving without one, crashed&mdas;and died when he hit his head on the pavement. Note to any other moron who doesn’t want to wear a helmet: I have two brothers today, instead of one living and one who died in 1974 in a motorcycle accident. The helmet saved his life.

Yeah, that’ll never work: Ehud Barak is stopping the transfer of the bodies of 84 Palestinians, including dead terrorists, to the PA, in the hopes they can use the bodies in a trade for Gilad Shalit. Considering that Hamas won’t trade him for live terrorists, I have to say he’s wasting his time.

They’re dancing as fast as they can. Old narrative: Taking away Palestinian prisoner treats (they’re not rights) is against humanitarian law. New narrative: It’s going to cause riots in the West Bank. Sure. Right. Uh-huh. Pull the other leg.

Shocked, I’m shocked, I tell you: Iran is meddling in the Arab nations currently in turmoil. Really? No, really?

And we control all the banks, too: The Greeks stopped another flotilla ship from leaving port illegally, and the flotidiots are whining that Greece is only doing it because Israel is exerting “financial pressure” on Greece. Gee. Blaming Jews for exerting pressure with money to make someone do something. Where have we heard that before? Oh, right. All throughout the history of anti-Semitism. But they’re anti-Zionist, not anti-Semitic, and it’s a Jew making the charge, so it’s all right. Feel free to insert eyeroll here.

Out: Flotidiots. In: Flidiots? So what will we call the idiots who are going to fly into Ben-Gurion, make a noisy protest, take lots of pictures and videos, chant about freeing “Palestine”, and otherwise make a fuss in Israel? Deported.