Jodie Foster is defending Mel Gibson.
See, here’s the thing. Jodie Foster’s lifelong ambition is to make a movie about Leni Riefenstahl, the woman who was the Nazi Party’s greatest propagandist.
Is it just me, or am I thinking that a woman who says Leni Riefenstahl got a bad rap is not exactly the kind of person Mel needs to back up his claims that he’s not anti-Semitic?
Oh, wait. It’s Patrick Swayze to the rescue! Sure, let’s use a has-been who flew while drunk and crashed his own plane as a character witness.
With friends like these, Mel….
Mel shouldn’t despair just yet… I hear any day now Urkel will come forward in his defense…
…or maybe Corey Haim.
and someone get Vanilla Ice’s agent on the phone. Or his parole officer.
“Yeah like Mel’s not an anti-semite, he’s ummm like misundersomething.”
I’m willing to forgive Mel, but only if he legally changes his name to “Melvin Gibstein”.
But hasn’t Leni R. produced some movie about deep sea critters?
Oh, and Goering loved dogs, I hear…
Anyhow, Jodie does not allow her legs in the pictures. Probably hoofed or whatever.
Leni Riefenstahl is another example of phenomenal talent in the service of evil.
I have a pretty strong stomach and fairly high gross-out threshold, but the thought of Jodie Foster wanting to make a film about her (as opposed to a documentary exposing what she did and why) just made me feel physically ill.