I’m sorry, but this one was too funny:
PLEASE YOUR ASSISTANT IS NEEDED.
Sorry, dude, I don’t have an assistant. And if I did, you couldn’t have her. Or him.
I FINALLY SUCCEEDED.
Great! Wonderful! Lovely! Uh—who are you?
re: PLEASE YOUR ASSISTANT IS NEEDED.
That’s funny. I didn’t respond to the first one. Except here. Wow, they’re like, psychic!
Okay. Enough for tonight. It’s not nice to make fun of the feeble-minded.
Oh, yes it is.
Well, I won the Austrian lottery yesterday. Twice.
These people continue to run their scams !
Ha. I won the European lottery again. I win it every week.
I don’t understand why the whole scam has not gotten old and ineffective by this time. I get ten of these things in my e-mail some days. Who is left that might fall for it?