Briefly

Switzerland admits being the mediator in the secret Syria-Israel talks that no one in Israel authorized: Because those secret negotations known as Oslo were such a success. Thanks, Switzerland, and hey, how ’bout all those millions you stole from Jewish Holocaust victims? Yeah, we love Switzerland! Not.

Gabi Ashkenazi is the new IDF chief of staff: Say, with a name like that, ya think he’s an Ashkenazi Jew? In any case, I’ve been reading his bio, and he looks like a good choice. Here’s hoping.

Yeah, that’ll happen: The US has drafted a UN General Assembly resolution condemning Holocaust denial. Five bucks says a) It never passes or b) the OIC slams an anti-“Islamophobia” portion onto it.

Russia screws over the West: The sale of 29 Tor M-1 missile systems to Iran has been completed, and fuckyouverymuch, Russia, for all your help. Bastards. They haven’t quite figured out that they lost the Cold War, have they?

Some British Muslims ignore the MCB: Really, this is news? Some British Muslims won’t be boycotting Britain’s annual Holocaust Memorial Day. The The MCB boycotts it on the grounds that it doesn’t recognize Muslim genocides. (Yes, I know, the logic escapes me too, but I’m not a Muslim raised in an atmosphere of victimology.)

I have an idea. How about we make it Holocaust and Armenian Genocide Day? That will commemorate a Muslim genocide. Oh. Wait. They don’t want to commemorate the genocides that Muslims perpetrated? Whoops. My bad.

So much for the Ummah: You know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say that much-vaunted Muslim unity is a house of cards. Why? Because another top Sunni cleric in Saudi Arabia has declared Shiite Muslims heretics. Ut-oh. Now that’s not going to go over well in Iran and Iraq. Not to mention in the Saudi’s own backyard, where they have a substantial Shiite population.

Look, we Jews fight among ourselves all the time, but it almost never comes down to killing. So which one is the true religion of peace, huh? Huh? Huh?

That’s right. We are, baby!

And that’s all the news I feel like summarizing. Go read the rest for yourself, lazybones.

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9 Responses to Briefly

  1. Yankev says:

    MCB boycotts it on the grounds that it

    doesn’t recognize Muslim genocides. (Yes, I know, the logic escapes me too, but I’m not a Muslim raised in an atmosphere of victimology.)

    I have an idea. How about we make it Holocaust and Armenian Genocide Day? That will commemorate a Muslim genocide. Oh. Wait. They don’t want to commemorate the genocides that Muslims perpetrated?

    Holocaust Memorial Day does that too, Meryl. Plenty of Jews in Iraq, the mandate of Palestine and elsewhere were lynched, murdered, plundered or left homeless during the war by the Muslim Brotherhood and other Nazi sympathizers.

  2. Imshin says:

    Actually, Ashkenazi isn’t an Ashkenazi name. On the contrary. Go figure.

  3. Imshin, that’s just too funny. He’s Sephardi and his name is Ashkenazi? Talk about confusing a person.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Re: Ahskenazi

    I have heard the theory that when some stray Ashkenazi wandered into a Sephardic or Mizrachi community, people would refer to him as “the Ashkenazi”. The moniker would stick, the guy would settle down, marry a local woman, have kids, and in a few generations there would be a whole passel of Sephardim named “Ashkenazi”.

    Dunno if it’s true, but it sounds plausible.

  5. Sabba Hillel says:

    When names are given (like Ashkenazi) it is because the family may have originally come from an area but is not living there. Thus, Ashkenazi is a Sephardic name for a family that may have originally come from Europe. After some generations, they are indeed Sephardic but the name would stick.

  6. Li'l Mamzer says:

    I am praying the IAF can come up with effective electronic countermeasures for the Tor M-1 system. Once again we can thank the Russians for costing the lives of brave Israeli (and American) soldiers. One would think the Beslan massacre would have spoken to the human beings in Moscow, but apparently not. Still on the dark side.

  7. A fairly popular name in French Canada is Langlais/Langlois (“The English Man”). Probably for the same reason.

  8. Lil says:

    FWIW, Gabi Ashkenazi looks like one mean SOB of a soldier. Exactly what the IDF needs.

  9. Neil G says:

    If the Sunni are calling the Shiite heretics does that mean Islam is now offended by itself?

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