24 question

So, I have a question about 24. If you haven’t seen last night’s episode, and don’t want to be spoiled, well, too late.

How is it the Chinese guy knew exactly, to the secondhttp://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3386040,00.html, when Jack would be done playing with Fayed and his boys, before calling? I mean, do they have a tracker in his butt or something? Or did someone hand them an advance copy of the script?

Wow. The show’s become so cartoonish that you expect to see a piano fall on Jack’s head, then see him lying there with little birds tweeting in a circle around his head. While the credits roll and Porky says, “Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”

These guys are even more super-terroristic than the superterrorist from two years ago, that Marwan guy. But that’s probably because everyone knows he was really the Mummy come back to life, so he had superpowers. I think he transferred them to Fayed. You could tell, because both of them shaved their heads.

Yeah, I know. My analysis makes more sense than the show.

And I knew Audrey wasn’t dead.

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