How is it that you bruise so much faster and easier the older you get?
I mean, I’m not that old, and I banged my shin and boom! Bump and bruise.
Icing.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Nah, it’s because of your age, but not in the way you think! As you’ve grown ever wiser over the years, you’ve simply found your mind increasingly occupied with Great and Important Thoughts. Hence you don’t realize that you’re smacking into things that hard.