There is simply no dignified way to adjust a wedgie.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
…and to think, women criticize us when we scratch a little bit, Meryl.
I’m not getting your drift, Hugh. I mean, all I did was mention something that’s, well, true.
I’ll retract my comment, Meryl, before I get into more trouble.
Isn’t that what significant others are for?
[DON’T repeat that to my wife…]
Well… that’s like saying there’s no dignified way to use the toilet. SURE there is: you shut the door so nobody can see you.
Dignity is an illusion best maintained through the use of lots of closed doors.
This post is clearly a trap, and I shall avoid to go into the subject at any costs.
Although I have an oldish Israeli joke on precisely same… No, no way.
This post a trap? Hmmmm… kinda reminds me of a very clever forum moderator a few years back.
In a previous forum that I attended, there was a serious problem with trolls coming in and causing… well… trouble.
So… the moderator made a post that stated VERY CLEARLY that if ANYONE POSTED to that thread, they would be PERMANENTLY BANNED from the forum.
Needless to say, there was a veritable stampede of trolls elbowing there way to that post to get banned. They were also very entertaining about it too (“Goodbye cruel world.. I can’t take being in this forum any longer… snifff”).
I never thought trolls could be so entertaining, and yet so eager to get themselves banned so easily.
Pure Unadulterated Genious. Troll Crack presented by a Pied Piper of the Internet.
I just wish I kept a copy of that thread.