EATAPETA Gatherings

If you’re interesting in organizing an EATAPETA meetup in your city, feel free to use the the database site I’ve set up.

Why should you EATAPETA in a group setting?

• Just in case you need the Heimlich Manuever.
• Restaurants are great for people who are lousy cooks. Unless they work there, of course.
• When you say “Pass the salt” you aren’t left in uncomfortable, soul-crippling silence.
• Afterwards, you can go to the zoo and shout “YOU’RE NEXT!”
• There’s safety in numbers in the chance that Mike Tyson wants to hunt you down and beat the crap out of you.
• Wow! Look at all these free matchbooks!
• Engage in pleasant dinner conversation, like in “My Dinner With Andre.”
• Bad with math? Gratuities are often pre-calculated for large groups.

Five meetups have been set up so far: Houston, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Mesa, and Rockville.

Your town can’t become the sixth if you don’t roll up your sleeves and make it.