Author Archives: Laurence Simon

About Laurence Simon

I'm a thirty-something dataschmuck in Houston, TX. I spend my free time grilling, baking, playing with cats, and trying to invent the Tequila Sunset.

Maybe the chickens were members of Hamas?

palestinian farmers refuse to kill poultry with bird flu Continue reading

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Instapodcast and Daniel Ayalon

Danny Ayalong on the Instapodcast Continue reading

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Fatah apparently still has problems with the whole “Recognize Israel’s right to exist” and “Don’t kill civilians” thing…

A suicide bomber and his handlers from Nablus were caught just outside of Ramallah today by the IDF before they could pick up the explosive belt and slaughter anyone in a cafe, bus, or checkpoint. For the second time in … Continue reading

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Random thought

I really want to beat the crap out of a pinata right now. No blindfold. No yanking it up and down to tease me. Just batter up, and bash the damn thing into bits. I’m not in it for the … Continue reading

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Speaking of human-killing diseases…

Two members of Al-Qaida are on trial. Oh, did I mention that they were Palestinians who joined up and took money to plan terror attacks while they were visiting Old Palestine Jordan? Two men from the West Bank became on … Continue reading

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Do they get seventy-two virgin eggs in Paradise?

Okay, so I may have grimly suggested responding to the whines about food shortages in Gaza with truckloads of Bird Flu infected chickens, but did they actually take me seriously? Bird carcasses were discovered on Tuesday at the site of … Continue reading

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The OIC chose Aleppo? Why not… it’s symbolic of Islamic Intolerance and Persecution, after all

Muslims lie about the treatment of Jews in Muslim land Continue reading

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Another reason to dislike Cherie Blair

Back in 1997, there were rumors that Cherie Blair’s intense dislike for cats has resulted in the death of the official 10 Downing Street feline-in-residence, Humprhey. However, photos of Humphrey and the day’s papers were released to the press to … Continue reading

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Where did the Israeli bird flu come from?

So, you’re probably wondering where the bird flu that’s appeared in Israeli coops came from. Some Zionist Conspiracy Poison Factory lab in a Top Secret bunker? Try Egypt: The World Health Organization (WHO) confirmed that Egypt had reported its first … Continue reading

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Strain

It’s been confirmed: the bird flu found in Israeli coops is the deadly H5 strain: The Health Ministry confirmed on Friday that the virus responsible for the recent deaths of approximately 11,000 turkeys at the southern kibbutzim of Holit and … Continue reading

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Foul or Fowl?

A foul disease causing illness across the globe may be visiting Israel sooner rather than later: Millionaire model and actress Paris Hilton could be the next big American star to visit Israel, according to a report Monday in Hebrew daily … Continue reading

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EATAPETA Reminder

Don’t forget… Animals like to eat animals, too! (Got photos? I’ve got a gallery. Let’s talk!)

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International Arson

Just in case you had any doubt about the intentions of Iran, once again for the people in back: In response to former Spanish premier Jose Maria Aznar’s question on what was the main topic on Iran’s agenda, Iran’s spiritual … Continue reading

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And the walls come tumbling down

Mahmoud Abbas, who has been weakly asking Hamas to “honor previous agreements with Israel” for the past few weeks while Hamas builds a cabinet out of their slate of terror chieftans elected to the Palestinian parliament, wasn’t bothering to honor … Continue reading

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Olmert’s doublespeak

Olmert to World: “We won’t deal with a Hamas-controlled PA or Abbas, because he’s a meaningless figurehead.” Olmert to Peres: “Sure, you can go and talk to Abbas.” Kadima candidate Shimon Peres met secretly with Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas … Continue reading

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