The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Author Archives: Laurence Simon
The real chaos in Gaza
The Palestinian Space Program needs to get a better grip on its PR, because they’re both pausing and escalating rocket attacks against civilian targets in Israel: PAUSING: HAARETZ: Islamic Jihad says suspending rocket fire on Israel for one week Islamic … Continue reading
Do the Swiss bankers have room in their vaults for these, too?
What is it with defense lawyers comparing everything happening to their clients to how the Nazis treated the Jews during the Holocaust? Government lawyers tried to remove and confiscate the gold dental work known as “grills” or “grillz” from the … Continue reading
Time
I’m still getting adjusted to Daylight Savings Time. Does Daylight Savings Time affect Peanut Butter Jelly Time? What about Hammer Time or Miller Time? When are those other times, anyway?
Posted in Humor, Miscellaneous
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Guess Who’s Coming To Seder
Forget Sharon Stone, Jason Alexander, and Roger Waters. Next year in Jerusalem for The Pope? Pope Benedict XVI is considering visiting Israel in the first part of 2007, Shimon Peres said Thursday after meeting with the pontiff at the Vatican. … Continue reading
Posted in Israel
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As far as you can throw them
Saudi Arabia joined the World Trade Organizaion 6 months ago. Part of the agreement to join was that they would drop all boycotts and treat all fellow members of the WTO equally. This meant dropping the boycott against Israel and … Continue reading
Posted in Israeli Double Standard Time
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The MSM twists Zahar’s words, Zahar shrieks back
On my own site, I seriously doubted the MSM’s claims that Hamas Foreign Minister Mahmoud Zahar had accepted the two-state solution, thus recognizing Israel. “Israeli procedures in the occupied territories will put an end to all hopes to reach a … Continue reading
Posted in palestinian politics
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Chinese Takeout
Hamas’ Mahmoud Zahar, who has repeatedly called for the destruction of Israel and has said in speeches that he dreams of the Islamic caliphate extending over the whole globe, claims that he got an invitation to China after meeting with … Continue reading
Posted in palestinian politics
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Well, that’s one way to get equal rights…
How can a woman get equal rights in Saudi Arabia? Why, by going overseas and mutilating herself, of course: Al Watan newspaper said the five women underwent sex change surgery abroad over the past 12 months after they developed a … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous, Religion
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Just in case you didn’t know already…
From Haaretz: Palestinian Foreign Minister Mahmoud Zahar was quoted in a weekend interview to a Chinese news agency defending Hamas’ declared goal of eventually destroying Israel. Zahar, a prominent Hamas leader sworn into the Palestinian Authority cabinet last week, told … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, palestinian politics
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Freudian Slip at AP?
AP’s notorious for their editorial love of the Palestinian cause and despise of Israel. But every now and then… Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, also know as Abu Mazen, left, embrasses former South African President Nelson Mandela at Mandela’s residence … Continue reading
Posted in Media, palestinian politics
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Kurdistan
A Kurdish group is now claiming responsibility for the deadly bomb-blast in Istanbul. There are now frequent skirmishes in Western Iran between Persian forces and Kurdish rebels. With the ongoing issues between Sunni and Shi’ite Arabs in Iraq, the Kurds … Continue reading
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Mahmoud Zahar
Hamas’ cabinet has been sworn in by Mahmoud Abbas, and they’ve hit the ground running at the mouth: Newly-installed PA Foreign Minister Mahmoud Zahar said the United States is biased toward Israel, guilty of crimes against the Muslim and Arab … Continue reading
Posted in palestinian politics, Terrorism
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The Palestinian Space Program
The Palestinian Space Program launched an Iranian model 122mm Katyusha rocket into Israel on election day: Remains of the rocket were discovered in searches of areas hit by rockets south of Ashkelon. Military sources said the potential range of the … Continue reading
Put your checkbook away, Michael Moore
PFLP’s leader Ahmed Sa’adat has been denied bail by an Israeli court. Led past reporters into court at the IDF’s Ofer camp located just south of Ramallah, manacled hand and foot, Sadat raised his hands in a gesture of defiance … Continue reading
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Where’s Tig and Gracie?
Since Meryl’s being mean and not sharing any Tig and Gracie photos with you, I guess Nardo will just have to step in and… He’s stealing the robin! No!
Posted in Cats, Israel
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