It’s Caturday

So here are some cats.

Tig and Meimei

They’re getting along much better since I no longer put Meimei in the guest room overnight. But it took Tig a few weeks to stop leaving the bed in a huff when Meimei showed up.

I have a two-bedcat morning more often than not. And it’s pretty amusing to find Meimei sleeping on my legs with no knowledge of her getting there. She’s so tiny and light that she climbs on and off me all night long and never wake me, unlike Tig, who is (sigh) approaching twenty pounds, I think. When he sits on my legs, trust me, it wakes me up. What is it with cats and legs, anyway?

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What those building materials actually do in Gaza

One of the things the anti-Israel forces hammer on the most is that Israel won’t let building materials like cement into Gaza, so the Palestinians can’t rebuild their homes or fix things like power plants. Pure nonsense. Because this is where that cement is going. To terror tunnels built to kidnap Israelis and launch attacks from underground.

While no weapons were found in the tunnel, the military source claimed “it has more advanced branching than previous tunnels.” He further added: “The tunnel is of high quality and it seems much thought was put into it and it was designed for a significant attack, such as kidnapping or any other major attack.”

Most of the tunnel parts are between eight and nine meters underground, however some part of the tunnel are deeper and reach 20 meters under the surface.

In addition to a generator, the Hamas activists who dug the tunnel also left in it tools used to line the tunnel with cement as well as shielding gear, and the IDF estimates that the tunnel was constructed for months on end.

This is why Israel doesn’t let cement through the crossing. And this is why Israel’s enemies want to end the Gaza blockade–to make it easier for Hamas to conduct war.

Hamas’ military wing issued a warning to the IDF, saying the Palestinian resistance knows how to claim a heavy price from Israel. Qassam Brigades’ spokesman Abu Ubaidah stressed that the preparedness of the resistance organizations in Gaza is a part of the protection of the Palestinian people from “repeated Israeli aggression.”

The IDF told Israel Radio on Thursday evening that Hamas was preparing underground outposts and command centers ahead of the possibility of an Israel ground invasion into the Gaza Strip.

Let us not forget that the terrorists that captured Gilad Shalit went through a tunnel from Gaza. This is what Hamas wants, because they got over a thousand terrorists in exchange for one Israeli soldier.

Remember this the next time you hear another claim about Gaza’s horrible humanitarian crisis. Hamas steals the cement that is supposed to go to Palestinians to rebuild their homes, and creates terror tunnels with it.

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Time out

Work today, plus the sore throat from Monday has settled into a chest cold. Dang it.

You know, I was pretty darn healthy for a long time, and I just can’t kick these little niggling infections these days. Time to get to the gym and get my body in better shape, I think.

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Wednesday briefs

Awesome reset: Putin is now threatening to help Iran get nukes faster due to the mild sanctions being slapped on him over the Crimea. Yeah, we can totally ignore foreign policy, because we have these great big oceans separating us from most of the world. Oh. Wait.

But hey, they’re great at getting mad over words. Just words. Remember when Obama said that while he was running? “Just words.” Well, they took Netanyahu to the woodshed over words his defense minister said. The words? Obama “looks weak” on Iran. See above. Also: Looks like the long knives of the Obama administration are out for Ya’alon. But not Putin. Because that would make far more sense.

Pound them harder next time: The IDF struck Syrian army positions in response to terrorists from Syria attacking an IDF Jeep on the Israel side of the border. Of course the Syrians are warning that Israel could destabilize the Middle East if they do it again. Gee. You think the Middle East is stable, Syria? That’s so adorable.

Red on red: Hamas is calling the Egyptian blockade of Gaza a “crime against humanity”. You know who isn’t? All of the people who call Israel’s blockade of Gaza a crime against humanity. What time is it? Say it with me, people: Israeli Double Standard Time.

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Tuesday briefs

The undeclared war: The Iranians are now using Hizbullah to murder IDF soldiers from two borders–Lebanon and Syria. Another IED went off as an IDF patrol passed by on the Israeli side of the Syrian border. This is SOP for Hezballah.

Yeah, they probably did it: Iran is blaming Israel and the U.S. for attempted sabotage of the Arak heavy water reactor. And by “attempted sabotage”, I’m guessing they mean “Shit! They got us again!”

The bias is clear: Mahmoud Abbas is in the White House, and Obama is lobbing softballs. Palestinians “need to take risks” for peace.

“We’re going to have to take some tough political decisions and risks if we’re able to move it forward,” Obama said.

Note that he is not accusing Abbas of not wanting peace–which he did to Netanyahu. Remember this from his interview with Jeffrey Goldberg?

But I believe that Bibi is strong enough that if he decided this was the right thing to do for Israel, that he could do it. If he does not believe that a peace deal with the Palestinians is the right thing to do for Israel, then he needs to articulate an alternative approach. And as I said before, it’s hard to come up with one that’s plausible.

There you have the Obama Middle East problem in a nutshell. He blames Bibi and coddles Abbas. Congress is catching on and pointing that out. But don’t worry, that won’t stop Abbas from demanding Israel release more murderers as a condition to keep talking.

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For my U.K. readers

U.K. customers can now get The Catmage Chronicle epubs via Barnes & Noble. Nook Press just opened up to some European countries. I’m on Kobo as well, so if you don’t live in the U.S. or the U.K., just click here for a copy.

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It’s late.

Have a cat picture.

Tig and Meimei

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The perfect Purim movie

Argo is about a CIA agent working with the Canadians to set up disguises and create fake backgrounds for six people to sneak them out from under the modern-day tyrants of Iran.

It’s also a great movie. So thanks, Canada, for saving my fellow countryman at the risk of your own ambassador’s life. As for the Iranian criticism, well, as the Alan Arkin character in the movie said: Argo fuck yourselves.

The voice-over of Jimmy Carter at the end of the movie is pretty pathetic. He’s actually bragging that all of the hostages were released peacefully. Tell that to the families of the eight servicemen that died in the failed rescue mission.

And Mr. Carter: Argo fuck yourself.

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Happy EATAPETA Day!

It’s the twelfth annual International Eat A Tasty Animal For PETA day!

The hypocrites run kill shelters. They don’t want us to keep animals as pets. Of course, they don’t think anyone should eat meat, fish, eggs, or dairy products. That’s where International Eat an Animal for PETA Day comes in. It’s the day where we eat animal products for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Meat: It's what's for dinner

Why eat meat? Because PETA doesn’t want us to. They don’t want us to eat eggs, milk, cheese, or any animal product, which means vegetarians who are offended by PETA’s deliberately offensive ad campaigns and a 97% kill-rate animal shelter can join us.

It all started twelve years ago, when PETA ran an offensive ad they called “The Holocaust on your Plate”, using the famous picture of Elie Wiesel in Auschwitz to compare the slaughter of Jews to the slaughter of–wait for it–chickens. Yes, because they’re just like one another. As a bonus, they stole the picture and lied to get the rights to use it. A reader who is a child of Holocaust survivors alerted me to the campaign, and my philosophy has been more of a “Don’t get mad, get even” (or, well, get mad and get even). And so a blogger holiday was born.

Each year on March 15th, we chow down on animal products, tell each other what the menus will be/are/were, and make fun of PETA while we’re at it. Remember, this is the organization whose leader very publicly put in her will that she wanted her skin to be made into purses and she wants her meat barbecued. Yes, really.

There’s a Facebook group called EATAPETA you’re all welcome to join) and share your pictures and meal plans for the day.

But no matter what, on March 15th, celebrate EATAPETA’s anniversary by eating meat and animal products. As uber-commenter Alex Bensky says, if it didn’t have a mother, don’t eat it.

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The media bias against Israel is as stale and repetitive as ever

Rocket fire from Gaza, media bias from AP and others. It’s always the same old song.

The title:

Israel: Gaza Militants Fire More Rockets on Israel

Because if Israel says it, we must cast doubt on it.

The lead:

Gaza militants resumed their rocket fire toward Israel on Thursday, striking the outskirts of two major cities a day after launching the largest barrage since an eight-day Israeli offensive in late 2012.

Thursday’s attacks set off air-raid sirens in the southern cities of Ashdod and Ashkelon. The rockets landed in open areas, but flew deeper into Israel than Wednesday’s attacks on southern Israeli border towns. There have been no casualties in the latest flare-up.

Gaza militant groups said they resumed their rocket fire in response to what they say are Israeli “provocations” and violations of a cease-fire, including an airstrike that killed three Islamic Jihad militants earlier this week.

And the laugh-lines:

Both sides have largely observed a cease-fire that ended the Israeli offensive against rocket launchers in November 2012, in which Israel and Gaza militants engaged in eight days of heavy fighting.

That “largely observed” cease fire? 71 rockets and mortars have been fired since then, not counting the latest outburst.

CNN’s article has this lovely touch in a pullquote under the story highlights:

A militant wing of Islamic Jihad in Gaza claimed responsibility for the rocket fire

Lovely, CNN. Pretend that PIJ is anything but a terrorist group. The U.S. Government has declared them so, but CNN has to cater to its international anti-Israel audience, I suppose.

Meantime, Hamas continues with the stale old “It’s self-defense” excuse.

“The Israeli occupation is fully responsible for the escalation taking place. This escalation started off with the execution of three members of the Islamic Jihad and we assure you that the Palestinian resistance is defending itself when confronting these crimes,” Zurhi said.

That would be the three terrorists killed for firing mortars into Israel.

And of course, the UN tells Israel to “exercise restraint” even while condemning PIJ for the rocket fire.

By the way, I can’t find a word uttered by our Secretary of State about the rocket fire from Gaza. Apparently, he just ignores things that don’t fit in with his peace plans.

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The hypocrisy that is Obamacare

How many times did the president insist that the ACA was the law of the land? That opponents should stop complaining and suck it up, because the law passed and the Supreme Court validated it?

Well, on top of the many extensions for various groups–small businesses, employer mandate, unions, people who give money to the Democratic party, the guy who smiled nicely while Obama was putting–the administration has just completely gutted the main reason for Obamacare: The individual mandate. It will not take effect until 2016. Amazing how nakedly political this administration has become, and how sneaky. The HHS was so sneaky that nobody even noticed the revocation of the mandate. Most transparent administration ever!

ObamaCare’s implementers continue to roam the battlefield and shoot their own wounded, and the latest casualty is the core of the Affordable Care Act—the individual mandate. To wit, last week the Administration quietly excused millions of people from the requirement to purchase health insurance or else pay a tax penalty.

This latest political reconstruction has received zero media notice, and the Health and Human Services Department didn’t think the details were worth discussing in a conference call, press materials or fact sheet. Instead, the mandate suspension was buried in an unrelated rule that was meant to preserve some health plans that don’t comply with ObamaCare benefit and redistribution mandates. Our sources only noticed the change this week.

That seven-page technical bulletin includes a paragraph and footnote that casually mention that a rule in a separate December 2013 bulletin would be extended for two more years, until 2016. Lo and behold, it turns out this second rule, which was supposed to last for only a year, allows Americans whose coverage was cancelled to opt out of the mandate altogether.

And then there’s this.

Keep in mind that the White House argued at the Supreme Court that the individual mandate to buy insurance was indispensable to the law’s success, and President Obama continues to say he’d veto the bipartisan bills that would delay or repeal it.

And this.

HHS is also trying to pre-empt the inevitable political blowback from the nasty 2015 tax surprise of fining the uninsured for being uninsured, which could help reopen ObamaCare if voters elect a Republican Senate this November. Keeping its mandate waiver secret for now is an attempt get past November and in the meantime sign up as many people as possible for government-subsidized health care.

The mid-term elections are going to be very, very interesting. The Obama administration and the Democrats seem to think the American people are idiots. I think they can be fooled by Obama and his media worshippers, but I don’t think they’re idiots. There may be one hell of a Republican wave come November.

That would be lovely.

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Tuesday briefs

It will make a perfect target: Hamas unveiled a statue of an M-75 rocket and declared its intent to target all of Israel. Please, please, please, drop a bomb on it. What a statement that would make.

Play it down, media, play it down: The New York Times does not disappoint in its mealy-mouthed coverage of Israel’s seizure of hundreds of missiles and thousands of rounds of ammunition heading from Iran to Gaza.

Israel Displays Arms It Says Were Headed to Gaza

Right. Because “Made in Iran” stamped on them wasn’t proof enough they were Iranina. And always, always question Israeli spokespeople and never question Palestinians.

Jews, out of Europe: It continues. Nazi graffiti was painted on a Jewish school in Sweden.

Because it’s not the number one reason for negotiating with the Palestinians: Two-thirds of Israelis don’t trust John Kerry on Israel’s security. I think I’ve figured it out. Kerry thinks he can run for president if he gets a peace plan signed, and he thinks it will be enough to overcome the Hillary machine. (Why, oh why did I dream about her last night? Ugh. At least I made her pay for dinner.)

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Mideast Media Sampler – 03/10/2014

The Kerry-Obama Tag Team Assault on Israel

Part I) Kerry at Munich: “Nice Country You’ve Got There, Bibi … Shame if Something Should Happen to it”

Secretary of State Kerry said at the Munich Security Conference a few weeks ago:

I believe that – and you see for Israel there’s an increasing de-legitimization campaign that has been building up. People are very sensitive to it. There are talk of boycotts and other kinds of things. Are we all going to be better with all of that?

So I am not going to sit here and give you a measure of optimism, but I will give you a full measure of commitment. President Obama and I and our Administration are as committed to this as anything we’re engaged in because we think it can be a game-changer for the region. And as Foreign Minister Abdullah bin Zayed said – he’s here somewhere – to a Paris meeting of the Arab League the other day, spontaneously he said, “You know, if peace is made, Israel will do more business with the Gulf states and the Middle East than it does with Europe today.”

This is the difference of 6 percent GDP per year to Israel, not to mention that today’s status quo absolutely, to a certainty, I promise you 100 percent, cannot be maintained. It’s not sustainable. It’s illusionary. There’s a momentary prosperity, there’s a momentary peace. Last year, not one Israeli was killed by a Palestinian from the West Bank. This year, unfortunately, there’s been an uptick in some violence. But the fact is the status quo will change if there is failure. So everybody has a stake in trying to find the pathway to success.

This non-judgmental rhetorical question, “Are we all going to be better with all of that?” is hardly a strong rejection of the BDS movement. Kerry’s equivocation brought an indirect rebuke from Prime Minister Netanyahu:

“Attempts to impose a boycott on the State of Israel are immoral and unjust. Moreover, they will not achieve their goal. First, they cause the Palestinians to adhere to their intransigent positions and thus push peace further away. Second, no pressure will cause me to concede the vital interests of the State of Israel, especially the security of Israel’s citizens. For both of these reasons, threats to boycott the State of Israel will not achieve their goal.”

Other ministers, including Yuval Steinitz were more direct in their criticism:

Strategic Affairs Minister Yuval Steinitz said Israel would not negotiate with “a gun pointed at its head,” especially when its vital national interests are at stake.

He described Kerry’s remarks “as damaging, unfair and intolerable.”

The State Department pushed back; not really clarifying but attacking Israel.

Psaki_on_Kerry

Psaki wrote:

…In response to question abt peace process he described well known & previously stated facts about stakes for both sides if process fails.

Go back to Kerry’s remarks. Did he state anything about the stakes for the Palestinians?

Psaki wrote:
…#SecKerry’s only reference to a boycott was a description of actions undertaken by others that he has always opposed.

Except last August he warned Israel about its increasing isolation:

Kerry told the fewer than two-dozen representatives of Jewish organizations that he really believes that both Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas realize that there is a strategic imperative to act now. He noted that Israel faces the threat of diplomatic isolation and a demographic clock.

In November, America’s top diplomat took the highly undiplomatic approach of warning of violence.

“The alternative to getting back to the talks is the potential of chaos,” Kerry said. “Does Israel want a third intifada?”

Kerry’s comments last week can’t be viewed in isolation as simply a “description” but rather as a threat: “Nice country you’ve got there, it would be a shame if anything would happen to it.”

Psaki also wrote:

#SecKerry has always expected opposition & difficult moments in process & expects all parties to accurately portray his record & statements.

Over the course of the peace process, Palestinian criticism of Kerry’s peace proposals (as opposed to his offensive remarks) has been endemic. Yet, to the best of my knowledge, none of these criticisms have prompted a State Department response.

Finally, going back to Kerry’s remarks one more time, he said:

The final comment I would say, Mr. Ambassador, is after all of these years, after Wye, after Madrid, after Oslo, after Taba, after Camp David, after everything that has gone on, I doubt there’s anyone sitting here who doesn’t actually know pretty much what a final status agreement actually looks like. The question is: How do you get there? That’s political courage, political strength, and that’s what we have to try to summon in the next days. And I’ll just tell you I am hopeful and we will keep working at it. And we have great partners of good faith to work with, and I’m appreciative for that.

Does Kerry even realize what he’s saying? At Camp David Arafat rejected “pretty much what a final status agreement actually looks like,” and started a terror war against Israel. In 2008, Abbas rejected “pretty much what a final status agreement actually looks like,” and subsequently pursued unilateral declaration of statehood. Effectively, what Kerry’s telling Israel is “forget what the Palestinians have rejected, improve your offer or face isolation.” Effectively, what Kerry is telling the Palestinians is, “you have no incentive to agree. Keep refusing to deal because it is up to Israel to satisfy all of your demands.”

Kerry talks blithely about “political courage, political strength” but doesn’t comprehend those qualities. He simply uses them to mean “people who agree with me.”

In a recent column, Barry Rubin sketched out in greater detail the possible consequences of making a deal guaranteed by Kerry and President Obama:

Is the PA going to cooperate with Hamas or at least radical segments of the PA? Remember during the Second Intifada, from 2000 to 2005, Fatah did cooperate with Hamas.

Moreover, if Fatah were to change its policy, it might get support from countries such as Iran, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and so on. Turkey, for example–which is now a conduit for the Syrian Muslim Brotherhood, Salafists, and al-Qa’ida obtaining arms–knows that most of its policy with the Arabs will be dependent on its degree of support to the Palestinians, including cooperation if there is a Palestinian state. The fact is that Turkey has pinned its hopes on Turkish influence in the Arab world, and to associate with aggressive support of Palestine would be key to its popularity. What if aid from Turkey and these other countries prepares Palestine to fight?

What is the United States, an ally with Israel, going to do if Palestine is created by its own agreement but wages a war of terrorism against Israel?

What if, contrary to what Kerry asserts doing something is worse than doing nothing? If that’s the case “political courage,” would mean standing up to Kerry’s intimidation.

Dry_Bones_Kerry_Chicago_D14202_3Part II) Obama to Goldberg: “… you know, nice little Jewish state you got there, I’d hate to see something happen to it.”

A lot of people have already explicated President Obama’s not so veiled threat to Israel in his interview last week with Jeffrey Goldberg. Contrary to what Mark Landler “reported” for the New York Times, there’s no “good cop” (Kerry) “bad cop” (Obama) routine, but rather a tag team with each claiming to know what’s better for Israel than Israel’s elected leader.

Prof Jacobson, Elder of Ziyon, Meryl Yourish, John Podhoretz, Elliott Abrams, Jerold Auerbach, Israel Matzav and others have all critiqued the interview.

There is one specific critique that I’d like to offer and one general one.

Obama asserted to Goldberg, “…the window is closing for a peace deal that both the Israelis can accept and the Palestinians can accept — in part because of changes in demographics; in part because of what’s been happening with settlements; in part because Abbas is getting older, and I think nobody would dispute that whatever disagreements you may have with him, he has proven himself to be somebody who has been committed to nonviolence and diplomatic efforts to resolve this issue. We do not know what a successor to Abbas will look like. ”

Let’s assume this is true. Does the President even understand the implications of what he’s saying?Isn’t Obama saying that Abbas is an island of moderation in a sea of extremism? Implicitly, he’s arguing that it’s a bad idea to make a deal because there’s no guarantee that any successor will be committed to peace. (The late Barry Rubin sorted out the likely successors a few years ago.) While Abbas refused to make a deal with Ehud Olmert in 2008, he might be the most moderate option available. But that also means that he’s done nothing to build a consensus for peace among the Palestinians. In making a claim that Abbas’s unique moderation makes it imperative for Israel to make a deal with him, President Obama is unintentionally arguing that making peace now would be bad for Israel and is blaming Abbas for his failure to prepare his people for coexistence.

More generally, the problem with both the Kerry and Obama threats is that they are pumping up the BDS movement. Last month, Prof Efraim Inbar observed that the boycott doesn’t have much chance in the United States and while it could gain momentum in Europe; Europe is in decline:

Israeli exports are gradually, albeit too slowly, being redirected to Asian markets. The future is in Asia. The large Chinese and Indian economies are growing fast, as are those known as the “Asian Tigers.” The Asians are business-like and do not carry anti-Semitic historic baggage. Moreover, Israel is generally viewed in Asia as a successful country and a model to be emulated. This is true even in Central Asian states whose populations are largely Muslim.

Last week, David Rosenberg wrote Don’t Buy the Israel Boycott Hype in the Wall Street Journal.

For the Western media, the boycott and all the ideological baggage it carries makes it irresistible. But the hysterical coverage was mostly a function of laziness (almost no one was fact-checking) and ignorance (boycott stories are typically covered by political reporters who know nothing about business, trade or investment). …

The true story is that after nearly 10 years of campaigning, the global BDS (boycott, divestment and sanctions) movement has not had the slightest economic impact. Its victories have consisted of coaxing a handful of pop stars and academics to cancel appearances in Israel, and winning empty, sanctimonious declarations of support from the likes of student governments, cooperative grocery stories and leftish church groups.

The boycott movement has not managed to gain traction economically or politically. By resting their critique of Israel on the BDS movement, Secretary of State Kerry and President Obama were saying “you know they have a point.” This is especially true given the lack of boycott movement’s success. If they really were working for peace, they’d have ignored Israel’s most vitriolic critics.

Notes: The Part 1 title was my own. Yaakov Kirschen graciously gave me permission to reprint his cartoon with the same theme. The Part 2 title came from Richard Baehr’s Israel Hayom column.

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Exhaustion

I was up until four a.m. editing my novel, because I promised it to the copy editor late Sunday night.

I will never promise anything late any night ever again.

“Sometime” is my new time of day to submit things. And then I’m going to add a day.

Actually, I’m going to remember how long it takes me to edit for the next book, and not procrastinate like I did this weekend.

I know a lot of writers think I’m crazy to print out and edit the final manuscript on paper, but I think it’s pretty important. You read differently on different media. I’ve been passing by “Andy and his mom got into the cat” several times onscreen. Caught it on paper. Oh, you rascally r & t keys.

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But Iran is totally trustworthy on nukes

You can’t make this stuff up. The Secretary General of Iran’s High Council for Human Rights says the world should be thanking Iran for executing as many people as it has killed in the past few years. Becaues they’re druggies. I am not kidding.

The Islamic republic’s execution rate, which has soared to ghastly heights since self-described moderate Hassan Rouhani became president last year, should be viewed as a “positive marker of Iranian achievement,” according to the head of Iran’s Judiciary Human Rights Council.

The world should view Iran’s executions and violent crackdowns as a “great service to humanity,” Mohammad Javad Larijani said this week, speaking at a Human Rights Council meeting.

Larijani said that while the world criticizes Iran’s government for an increased number of executions, it should be understood that the killings are a result of Iran’s aggressive clampdown of drug trafficking.

Let me repeat his title: The Secretary General of Iran’s High Council for Human Rights

He also insists that Iran is not trying to build nuclear weapons.

Oh, and he’s also called homosexuality a disease.

Yeah, I’m so glad the Obama administration is dealing with these pillars of humanity. No danger at all that they’re lying.

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