The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Cats
A funny cat story
Remember Dogs in Elk? The story that I reprint every couple of years? This is Cat in Garbage Disposal. Also very funny. If the website had sound files with occasional cat yowling and meowing, it’d be even funnier. Spit-monitor warning … Continue reading
Now it’s Tig’s turn
The Independent Republic of Tiggerstan’s borders have been shrinking. I figured that out, but I didn’t realize how much. He’s lost four pounds. Before I brought him to the vet today because he’s been losing weight and acting strangely for … Continue reading
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Sunday kittyblogging
When you run out of things to say, put up cat pictures, is my motto. Okay, well, it isn’t really, but it works for me. First, Gracie in the new kitty condo. She is, of course, her usual dignified (slightly … Continue reading
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National Idiots Estimate
So the people responsible for making sure that America is protected from her enemies, foreign and domestic, are now saying that the Iranians stopped their nuclear weapons program in 2003. I’ve got a question: Why the hell should we believe … Continue reading
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Who cares about Venezuela?
You know, in all the fuss about Venezuela, I never once thought to check on the country’s population. So many people were making so much about it, I thought, gee, Venezuela’s gotta be playing in the big leagues, right? Twenty-six … Continue reading
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Shabbat shalom
I’m a bit under the weather. I’ve been napping and eating chicken soup and taking zinc lozenges, and will be going to bed early tonight. Meantime, here’s what my view was last night: Tig’s afraid of the Bedmonster again, so … Continue reading
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Fluffy kitty de-stress post
The haftarah learning has been moving in fits and starts since last week. I finally found a tutor. Elisson has been helping me with my haftarah these last few days, and boy, have I found a gem of a teacher. … Continue reading
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Kittypalooza
I’ve got a lot of things to do this weekend, and it’s been a really long time since I’ve put up cat pictures, and it’s Caturday, so here we go: That’s Janet’s kitty, whose picture I’ve had for a while, … Continue reading
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Vacation time
I am still on vacation, and not much inclined to post about things of importance. I have not cooked since Thursday night, had fresh bagels for breakfast the last two days, slept like a baby until about 7:30 every morning … Continue reading
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Michael Vick’s apology
I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds of it, but it struck me as a CYA apology, and nothing more. News analysts are having a blast talking about how the judge may feel sorry for Vick because he’s losing … Continue reading
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Crazy cats
I guess life is back to normal for my cats. Gracie is once again licking herself bare on the bottom part of her belly, where I was (sigh) so pleased to see the fur grow back after her operations. And … Continue reading
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The Michael Vick t-shirt contest
Okay, I’ve figured out what I think I would like to get printed up if I decide to go to the courthouse and tell Michael Vick how much I think he sucks: “Give Michael Vick the same justice he gave … Continue reading
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lolTig
Finally figured out a good one. Keep an eye out for Tig on I Can Has Cheezburger, and go vote for him if he shows up.
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And the Yuckitude Scale is officially at 10
Yes, the Yuckitude Scale™ has maxed out. Richmond tied its record high temperature for the date at 12:54 p.m. today when the mercury hit 100 degrees. The record was set in 1977. Now we go to our cat in the … Continue reading
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