The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: EATAPETA
Happy EATAPETA Day!
It’s the twelfth annual International Eat A Tasty Animal For PETA day! The hypocrites run kill shelters. They don’t want us to keep animals as pets. Of course, they don’t think anyone should eat meat, fish, eggs, or dairy products. … Continue reading
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It’s the eleventh annual Eat an Animal for PETA Day
Every year, PETA manages to do the stupidest things possible in bids to get attention for their cause. And their cause is to raise the status of animals to the same level as that of people. Right. The latest stupid … Continue reading
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It’s International Eat an Animal for PETA Day
Happy tenth annual Eat an Animal for PETA Day! Ten years? Is it really ten years that we’ve been urging people to piss PETA off by eating meat and posting about it? Why yes, yes it has.
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EATAPETA Day: The Tenth Anniversary Meatfest
Still pissed off at PETA? Want to get revenge on them for their all-kill shelters? (a 95% kill rate is close enough to all.) Then join the International Eat an Animal for PETA Day, the day where we eat animal … Continue reading
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Happy ninth annual EATAPETA Day!
It’s the ninth annual International Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA (EATAPETA) Day. (Holy cow, is it really eight years since we started this? You betcha!) Today, as uber-commenter Alex Bensky likes to say, if it didn’t have a mother, … Continue reading
Sign these kids up for EATAPETA Day
“Meatless Monday” at Bowdoin college backfired, big-time. The students organized a protest by finding their own ways to eat meat for dinner. Dozens of students held an impromptu barbecue outside one facility in protest. Two other students sold McDonald’s cheeseburgers … Continue reading
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Happy EATAPETA Day!
It’s the eighth annual International Eat A Tasty Animal for PETA (EATAPETA) Day. Today, as uber-commenter Alex Bensky likes to say, if it didn’t have a mother, don’t eat it. However, as I like to say: Eat meat. It pisses … Continue reading
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Eat an Animal for PETA
I totally forgot about EATAPETA Day until Sabba Hillel reminded me. There have been a lot of things on my mind lately that rather drove it out, but don’t forget to eat lots of tasty animals on March 15th! Here’s … Continue reading
PETA steps into it again: attacking McDonald’s or our kids?
(Never dreamed I will be defending McDonald’s, even in a roundabout way…) I am tired of repeating myself, but there is no alternative: When you think that cheap and revolting propaganda cannot get any cheaper and more revolting, here come … Continue reading
The ad that launched EATAPETA Day: PETA’s still lying about it
Six years ago, on March 15th, we celebrated our first-ever Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day, in response to the offensive “Holocaust on Your Plate” ad campaign by PETA. If you haven’t heard by now, PETA has started yet … Continue reading
Eat Meat
It’s IEATAPETA Day. Go out and enjoy that tasty chicken or beef or whatever else you’re going to have today. Or, as Bart wouldn’t say: Have a cow, man.
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Stupid PETA tricks
Yes, PETA is filled with very tall three-year-olds who really crave attention. Get a load of their latest attention-getting project: Selling George Clooney’s sweat. (H/T: Kat) Just when we thought we’d seen it all from PETA — the animal rights … Continue reading
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Six must die
Tricia Helfer is one of the naive actors posing for PETA. Alas. Tricia and the very handsome Mr. Nix appear beside the tagline “If you have to be human, at least be humane,” in an homage to the infamous Cylon … Continue reading
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March 15th: Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day
That’s right, folks, it’s that time of year again. Time to go out and eat animal products for breakfast, animal products for lunch, and animal products for dinner. Why? Well, animal products are good for you. They’re tasty. And PETA … Continue reading
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EATAPETA Facebook group
Yes, I’ve gone and done it: I’m on Facebook, and thanks to a suggestion from a reader, so is EATAPETA Day. I think that’s the link. Click it and let me know. I have a bit of work to do. … Continue reading