The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
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Smarter than your average phonebot
How not to get stuck answering an automated survey Continue reading
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The revenge of Soccer Dad
You have been warned. Oh, wait, not. Here. If you follow this link, then follow the link on the page he links to, etc., etc., you can keep yourself busy for hours. I don’t think he liked my no-comment comments-requested … Continue reading
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This is just a test
Read the category this post is in before you get mad Continue reading
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Richmond is movin’ on up, danger-wise
Richmond is fifth on the list of the nation’s most dangerous cities Continue reading
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The Virginia gubernatorial debate
Hoo-wee, these guys are going at each other full-out. Kilgore has this really annoying crooked smile that makes him look like he’s smirking. Kaine is cuter. I think I’ll vote for him.
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Science proves it: Men are slobs
Scientists study cleanliness habits; women win hands-down Continue reading
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The Master of Juvenile Scorn
In which I begin my reign as The Master of Juvenile Scorn™ Continue reading
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The catless blog
It is incumbent upon me, I think, that an explanation is forthcoming forthwith and with malice aforethought, what with everyone bitching about there being no cat pictures on my blog lately. Hello, people, BUSY! BUSY! BUSY! I finally actually have … Continue reading
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National Women’s Day
I have decided that today is National Women’s Day. No, there’s no particular reason. I think tomorrow will be National Women’s day, too. And the next day. Any complaints will be taken under advisement, however, men can’t complain on National … Continue reading
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