The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
A sad commentary on the movie I never saw
Titanic in five seconds. All you really need to know about the plot. (But I confess to a secret liking for the theme song sung by Celine Dion. Hell, I confess to liking Celine.)
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A giggle a day
Something to make you laugh. All the Rocky movies in five seconds. Put down your drinks, folks.
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Shmaltz clogs artery
Sorry, but this story calls for a pun: Chicken fat spill closes part of interstate MONROE, La. — Chicken fat clogged a major traffic artery Tuesday, a day after a leaky truck left a stinky, slippery trail along a one-mile … Continue reading
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Lair Simon hits one out of the park
Why I will never stop reading Laurence Simon. Spit-monitor warning. There’s a punchline.
Don’t go to YouTube when you’re bored
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! If you’re a Tolkien geek, it’s funny. If you’re not a Tolkien geek, well, don’t click on the link. And if you do, don’t whine to me afterwards that it isn’t funny.
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Your daily dose of humor
This time via Sarah: What tech support would look like when the book was introduced. If you think this is making fun of the idiots who call tech support, you’re right. By the way, it’s Sarah’s second blogiversary, and she … Continue reading
Your silly video of the day
I was trying to figure out why this has over 322,000 views. Then I watched it. Put down your drinks. Really.
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More on the poisoned Zionist balloons in Lebanon
Remember that post about the poisoned Zionist balloons I wrote yesterday? Just when you think it can’t get more ridiculous, it does. The AP released photos spreading the lies about the “poisoned balloons.” Today’s collection of Poison Zionist Balloons links: … Continue reading
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Um, that’s why they’re called “sloths”
File under: Waste of money. Scientists in the eastern German city of Jena said Wednesday they have finally given up after three years of failed attempts to entice a sloth into budging as part of an experiment in animal movement. … Continue reading
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More snow follies
Today’s lesson: Snow is slippery. And it’s a really stupid idea to jump out of your car before it hits another one.
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BBC causes stutter – fact!
No need to rummage Snopes or to look for a needle in the Google haystack anymore, the fact is proved and clear to anyone. Here is a picture of the first victim of the cruel joke BBC played on some … Continue reading
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An anti-drug message from Star Trek
Just say no. Hat tip: My brother Eric.
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Staredown
I totally want to see this movie. No, really. (P.S.: I’m starting to cater to my international readers by scheduling posts to show up when I’m sound asleep. Because here at yourish.com, it’s all about YOU. Get it? YOUrish.com.) (P.P.S.: … Continue reading
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