The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
Using “defenestrate” in a headline, take two
Has it only been six weeks since the Jerusalem Post used “defenestrate” in a headline? Because they’ve done it again. Woman remanded for allegedly defenestrating baby The Tel Aviv District Court on Wednesday extended by five days the remand of … Continue reading
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Scorpions on a plane
A man was bit by a scorpion while flying home on United Air Lines. A scorpion stung David Sullivan on the back of his right leg, just below the knee, then continued up that leg and down the other, he … Continue reading
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Scrubs, bathroom humor, and a musical!
Just about every silly thing you can thnk of is in this video, a preview of next week’s Scrubs musical episode. The song’s called “Everything Comes Down to Poo.” Y’know, I hear echoes of Sondheim in the musical style. No, … Continue reading
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Saddam video
Yeah, I know, this is going to get me a zillion search hits, but I found it over on YouTube. I knew I would. For the faint-hearted. Trust me when I tell you that everyone will be able to watch … Continue reading
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For music lovers
This one’s for Sorena, who plays the cello, but if you like humor, you’ll probably like it too. I’m starting to think we need to add a YouTube category.
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If you read only one more post today…
This one should be it. Via Ilyka, and it just goes to show you: Not only do we never get too old for bathroom jokes, but the human race is a strange and mystifying animal, and sometimes freakishly scary. Oh, … Continue reading
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A completely silly waste of time
It can also be fairly offensive, but hey, I thought it was hilarious. Simon Says Santa, redux.
Posted in Holidays, Humor
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Thieves with no taste turn out to be stupid, too
From my brother, another article to lift the mood around here: Man hides in box, robs Kmart of $80,000 in goods Okay, we’re talking Kmart, a company not known for employing rocket scientists. And we’re talking thieves, a profession not … Continue reading
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Use “defenestrate” in a headline
You can tell the guy who wrote this really, really, really wanted to use the word “defenestrate.” Police suspect Hadera woman was defenestrated By JPOST.COM STAFF A woman in her 30s was listed in moderate to serious condition on Monday … Continue reading
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Have a laugh on YouTube
My brother sent me a link to a YouTube video of LOTR with Zep’s “Battle of Evermore” as the background music. (And may I say: It does NOT work.) But I found this neat video, which does work: How the … Continue reading
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Ohmigod it’s TRAIF!
This one’s a hoot. BERLIN (AP) – A truck spilled two tons of pigs’ heads on a road in western Germany, giving passing drivers a shock on the night before Halloween, police said Tuesday. The accident happened Monday night after … Continue reading
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More Jews and prizes
Look at this: We’re so good, we even win the joke prizes. A joint U.S. and Israeli team’s study on a cure for hiccups won the IgNobel prize – a humorous counterpart to the Nobel prizes awarded this week. The … Continue reading
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Go to bed laughing
It’s after nine p.m. here, and Janet just sent me this YouTube video. It’s “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof—in Japanese. By Japanese actors. Hilarious.
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How to convince your wife, girlfriend, or mistress to get breast implants
I’m posting this here, because I just know this topic’s near and dear to Meryl… So, how can you convince your wife, girlfriend, or mistress to get breast implants? Just say: “In a terrorist attack, they may just save your … Continue reading
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