The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
Oh, David, I admire you!
On the idiocy of the Guardian public. Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Israel
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Why is this bunny different from all other bunnies?
It’s the Pesach Bunny! Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
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Ahmadinejad’s sense of humor
Iran’s clampdown on political joke. Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
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Time
I’m still getting adjusted to Daylight Savings Time. Does Daylight Savings Time affect Peanut Butter Jelly Time? What about Hammer Time or Miller Time? When are those other times, anyway?
Posted in Humor, Miscellaneous
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Cognitive dissonance
Sometimes, a sign just doesn’t make sense Continue reading
The Surfer Dude on “The Israel Lobby”
The surfer dude discusses “The Israel Lobby” Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Humor, Israel
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On the other hand, some spammers are really stupid
Spammers: They’re not all very smart Continue reading
Random thought
I really want to beat the crap out of a pinata right now. No blindfold. No yanking it up and down to tease me. Just batter up, and bash the damn thing into bits. I’m not in it for the … Continue reading
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Lightening the mood
These are two complaints delivered to the Richmond Times-Dispatch as part of their “Your 2 Cents” program. I really like the Your 2 Cents thing, because it proves that you can’t make this stuff up. Why does your paper persist … Continue reading