The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
Take us to your leaders
In the wonderfully titled Third world debating society elects itself world’s envoy in case of alien contact, Q & O speculated: Can you imagine a worse institution to have represent humanity than the UN? And frankly, if intelligent aliens ever … Continue reading
Your evening funny
Via Allahpundit. Spit-monitor warning. VERY funny.
Posted in Humor, Movies
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Saturday take-your-mind-off-things post
VERY funny, and VERY raunchy video. You may have trouble viewing it. I definitely would not view it from work. NSFW, and NSF kids. Apparently, Ray Bradbury has seen and enjoyed the video.
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Wednesday evening funny
Sarah gets the greatest spam. My spam is all boring. The best one I ever got had one really funny line: “I look pushy to hearing from you.” Sarah and I used “I look pushy” for weeks after that. Sarah’s … Continue reading
What? URKEL is going to head Israel’s Gaza flotilla inquiry?
Are you effing kidding me? Netanyahu picked Urkel to head the inquiry ito the Gaza flotilla? Urkel? THIS Urkel? THIS is the guy that they’re going to have investigating the Israeli Navy, the Turkish “activists,” and the situation that caused … Continue reading
Caturday sillies
Via Sarah. Pictures of Tig and Gracie to come later. I have another former student leading services today.
Newest Flotilla video: We Con The World
Jack passed this one along to me. Thanks, Jack! Update 6/12: Cowardly YouTube removed it. EyeblastTV put it up. Hence, the change. For background: And this: And where’s the MEMRI video? I seem to have misplaced the link. Well, someone … Continue reading
Liveblogging the Lost series finale
I’m watching the show… Update: Still watching it…. Update 2: Still watching…. Update 3: Watching the show still… Update 4: Yep, still watching it…. Update 5: I’m tired of liveblogging. Gonna keep watching the show.
Posted in Humor, Television
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Chris Muir totally gets me
Witness: He’s totally a candidate for Mr. Meryl Yourish. Too bad he lives in Florida.
Posted in Humor, Mr. Meryl Yourish
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Fluffy puppy post
Via Omri, a very cute and funny post of dogs at the beach. I want to know how the hell they managed to train a Ridgeback to actually let objects go. I used to have to fight Worf to get … Continue reading
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Baby Assad finds his real calling!
Well, mazel tov to Baby Assad, he is quite advanced in years to get somewhere, and finally he’s done it! Syria and Libya teamed up Sunday to pressure Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas to quit peace talks with Israel and return … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Israel Derangement Syndrome
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A robot Seder
I vaguely remember seeing this last year, but it’s worth another look. We need a few more smiles today.
Afternoon funny
Jon Stewart on the Iranian space program.
Posted in Humor, Iran, Television
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Funniest weather report ever
Sarah sent me this link to a weather report that you will definitely want to put down your drink for. Spit-monitor warning. Update: Here’s the video on YouTube. That link was to the original forecast. Update 2: Apparently, this is … Continue reading
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