The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
The internet is made of cats
New to me. Funny as hell.
Posted in Cats, Humor, Pop Culture
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Saturday funnies
First, we start with a 101-year-old man who bought a brand-new yellow Camaro. Bob Lamb, a nephew who accompanied Mr. Coffman on his visit, said the sales staff at Miles Chevrolet was a bit skeptical of a 101-year-old man who … Continue reading
Posted in American Scene, Humor
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You know you’re a redneck when…
You get charged with a DUI in a motorized La-Z-Boy. A Proctor man driving a motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair hit a parked vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. There’s a picture at the link. Anderson claimed he was driving … Continue reading
Posted in American Scene, Humor
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Two funny bits
First, Darth Vader plays golf. Next, if you have children who believe in Santa, do not click this link until after they’re asleep. It’s rather traumatizing for the little ‘uns, but funny as hell for the rest of us. Both … Continue reading
Gaddafi Jewish too now? Oh boy…
The ink on the latest “revelations” about Mahmoud the Mad’s Jewish roots has barely dried and evaporated (after all it was a canard, created, most probably, by his political rivals). And here we are on the brink of another scandal: … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Israel Derangement Syndrome
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Once again on Mahmoud the Mad’s Jewish roots
The story is not, strictly speaking, new. The Jewish roots of so called Mr Ahmadinejad (Saburjian really) have been already discussed earlier this year. Of course, when The Telegraph gets on the subject, the waves are much higher than when … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Iran
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Iran letter to the IAEA revealed!
I have received a copy of Iran’s letter to the IAEA, revealing the existence of a heretofore undisclosed (don’t you love the word “heretofore”?) nuclear plant that is only a year away from operation. Just remember, even Drudge doesn’t have … Continue reading
Joke / no joke
I remember a joke from my youth. It probably goes back about 40 years. Two Arabs planned to assassinate Moshe Dayan. They started tracking his movements and discovered that he ate lunch at the same cafe every day at 12:30. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Israel
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A conversation on unspeakable things
A phone conversation a few minutes ago: Meryl: I just saw the most bizarre news report I’ve ever seen. Sarah: Yes? Meryl: I’m watching Fox News, and they have a segment on a guy who’s been arrested for a bizarre … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Juvenile Scorn, Television
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The Which Quiz-Taker Are You? Quiz
Meryl Yourish completed the quiz, “Which Quiz Taker Are You?” You are a person who usually finds these quizzes an utter waste of time. When you do find one that you want to take, you wind up thinking, “Well, that … Continue reading
Monday night bedtime story
Once upon a time, there was a blogger who drove from Richmond to NorVA on Mondays. She got tired and went to bed. The end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know—don’t give up my day job. Admit it. Some of you … Continue reading
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Beware of the Blob
Beware of The Blob, it creeps And leaps and glides and slides Across the floor Right through the door And all around the wall A splotch, a blotch Be careful of The Blob Update: It’s algae. Put down the CO2 … Continue reading
Your Friday funny, on Thursday
Sarah sent me what may be the world’s longest elephant joke. Do not be drinking if you watch this. Boy, I miss the Carol Burnett Show.
Saturday funny
Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” was one of my absolute favorite songs from the eighties. The video is one of the all-time worst. And it’s just been hosed, big-time. H/T: Allah. If you remember the video, this is … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Music
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