The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
Jedi coppers, Wookie soldiers
Who would have thunk it? In Britain a growing number of people are declaring themselves to be adherents of the Jedi faith. About 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi in the 2001 Census for England and Wales. In Scotland … Continue reading
Little-known facts about the White House Seder
The Weekly World News, as always, got the dish on what really happened at the White House Seder: A team of Rabbis, Jewish Scholars, and Project Runway winner Christian Siriano were brought in to design the event. At the beginning … Continue reading
“Yes! There will be growth in the spring! “
The First Family will have a garden (via memeorandum): On Friday, Michelle Obama will begin digging up a patch of White House lawn to plant a vegetable garden, the first since Eleanor Roosevelt’s victory garden in World War II. There … Continue reading
Funniest missile ad ever
An Israeli defense company is selling its missiles to India via a Bollywood campaign. I think it has top 40 potential. But then, I’ve had a soft spot for these music videos ever since I first discovered them. I think … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Israel, Media
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Great moments in bureacracy
David C. put me on to this extremely funny report of what happens when a bureacrat with no scientific background (and apparently no scientific knowledge whatsoever) is the person who gets to approve the safety features of your highly scientific … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Juvenile Scorn
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The heck with Little Green Footballs
I have determined that it is all the rage to attack Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs. So I’m going to post about Charles, too. Did you know he rides bicycles? Like, for fun? Not because he’s trying to lose … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, Humor
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A note to cats and dogs
Reader (and my firearms instructor) Stretch sent me this, which I present for your amusement. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain … Continue reading
Posted in Cats, Humor
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Is that a pigeon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Of course I had to title this post that way. An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. The 23-year-old man was searched after … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
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Stimulus envy
It’s a direct quote about Obama: “You know, I’m concerned about the size of the package.” —House GOP Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio).
A laugh before bed
Sometimes, a spam header just cracks me up. This is one of them. Get your organisms functions under your own rule. Right. Gotta work on those organisms functions. The other one that piqued my interest almost enough to click: Off … Continue reading
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Some observations
Can we please stop running and rerunning and rerunning the same damn footage of the fuel depot getting hit, over and over again? Yes, I’m talking to you, Fox News. On that same note, can you kindly stop showing flares … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
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Chris Muir on disproportionate response
Ever spot on:
And now, a humor break
Every so often, I get an absolutely hilarious spam mail title. The following is the latest: Tired of your little friend staring at the floor? Got any funny spam email titles to share with us?
Posted in Humor
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To all my atheist readers
You have no excuse not to add comments to posts tonight and tomorrow.
Posted in Holidays, Humor
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Funniest video of 2008
Go here. Do not be eating or drinking. And then, thank Allah for the video. Seriously.
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