The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
A laugh for the day
A truly hilarious, deliberate mistranslation of an Indian pop song. Note: Absolutely NOT safe for work. And more than a little risque. Language and dirty joke warnings. Via Charles.
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Darth Vader in Love
Very, VERY funny. Thanks to Allahpundit. The rest are at the link.
Make us laugh
I love elephant jokes, as I’ve said before. Anyone have any new ones? Or at least, ones that haven’t been posted in the comments here before?
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Best and worst Halloween costumes EVER
I blame the seventies. Most of these shows were on in the seventies. Go. Click the link. Cringe. Laugh. Now go here to see the best ones.
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Jackie Mason, Republican Boy
Jackie Mason has jumped on the “Candidate X Girl” YouTube bandwagon. He says: Vote Republican, or he’ll take off all his clothes. It’s hilarious. Spit-monitor warning, and oh yeah, not safe for work. (They’ll think you’re nuts for watching it.) … Continue reading
Star Trek statistics: The Red-Shirt Phenomenon
File this under: Never underestimate the power of a Trekkie to write yet another treatise on an aspect of Star Trek (TOS) that you never really thought about. This guy has analyzed the statistics on the Red-Shirt Phenomenon in Star … Continue reading
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A letter from Iseema bin Laden
Longtime readers of my blog may remember my discovery and disclosure of the diary of Iseema bin Laden, Osama’s half-brother. They have the same father, different mothers, but are nearly identical in appearance. They also spent their youths in a … Continue reading
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Monday morning funny
Sometimes, the spammers come up with some real winners for names. I like these three: Comprehended O. Hague Reheat O. Kidd Martini Q. Curlicued They were all from somebody who thought that “The Pharmacy America Trusts” would interest me. Nope. … Continue reading
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Friday night hilarious
That mainstream media we keep hearing about, the responsible ones with layers of editors and fact-checkers to make sure things don’t go wrong? Well, MSNBC was suckered by a news parody site. Twice. In the latest one, they thought they … Continue reading
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This one writes itself
I know, I’m going for the cheap insult, but I’m sorry, this one’s a bit too funny to pass up. Besides, Arkansas has been made fun of since Mark Twain was writing, at least. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) – A … Continue reading
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Thursday funny
If you’ve been following the Tay Zonday YouTube phenom, you’ll love this: Chad Vader covers Chocolate Rain. You know, it took me a while to figure out why the audience at Jimmy Kimmel Live were so dumbstruck by Tay. It … Continue reading
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And the Yuckitude Scale is officially at 10
Yes, the Yuckitude Scale™ has maxed out. Richmond tied its record high temperature for the date at 12:54 p.m. today when the mercury hit 100 degrees. The record was set in 1977. Now we go to our cat in the … Continue reading
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98 in the shade
It’s 98 degrees Fahrenheit in the shade of my patio, and Tig couldn’t be happier. That Magical Maine Coon Cat Coat, the one that insulates summer or winter, keeps him napping all afternoon when the local stations are issuing extreme … Continue reading
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Why some people shouldn’t write internet stories
This one is making the rounds of YouTube, and it is effing hilarious. Watch out! There are hordes of gangs roaming the internet, and they want to steal your passwords!
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Classic comedy: Dogs in Elk
Note from Meryl: This made the rounds years ago. I received it from my friend JJA, and posted a link to it in one of my earliest blog posts, and again a couple of years ago. It’s worth re-posting on … Continue reading
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