The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Humor
Say it with humor
The Protocols, a song by, well, an Elder of Zion. You should read the comments. They’re filled with remarks by morons who think this song isn’t parody.
Simpson mania
File this under: You can’t make this stuff up. Okay, the setting: There’s a 400-year-old giant chalk outline of a pagan fertility god in a field in England. Sensing a publicity moment, Fox hired the field next to the pagan … Continue reading
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Saturday silly
What really happens when you move your mouse. Hint: Make sure you move your mouse around the center of the screen. HT: My pal Gerard. More from Gerard: Great commercials. 1) Shadow Plays. 2) 250,000 bouncy balls in San Francisco. … Continue reading
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Boycotting Israel
AISH.com has a new Jewlarious film (hat tip: Sabba Hillel) about the cost of boycotting Israeli goods. It’s pretty funny. Go click. (Flash player required.) They need to make these things available as an embed on YouTube.
Posted in Humor, Israel
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Branching out to Hot Air
Hey, folks. Look what your friendly neighborhood blogger did in her spare time. Adam Gadahn’s Meltdown Yep. I wrote this. Anyone have Adam’s email address? Update: Folks, Bryan’s video skills and Robert Spencer’s voice talents were equal parts of the … Continue reading
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Mark Twain and creationism
Glenn links to an article about the Creation Museum, which has dinosaurs roaming the earth with Adam and Eve. Feh. Mark Twain beat the Creationists by a century, with the Diary of Adam and Eve. MONDAY NOON.–If there is anything … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Religion
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Enhanced Google, and enhanced you-know-whats
There’s been a new link on the main gmail inbox page for the last day or two that’s giving me an impression that I don’t think Google was really trying for. Right next to my name is the following, in … Continue reading
The five-second rule rulez
Actually, it should be the thirty-second rule. Working under the supervision of assistant professor Anne Bernhard, the two cell-and-molecular biology students experimented with samples of wet food (apple slices) and dry food (Skittles candy); food samples were left on the … Continue reading
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Why I still read Lair Simon
Because even when he’s so busy he barely has time to post on his own blog, he comes up with gems like this. It’s called “Captain’s Blog,” and it’s funny. You should read it. Even if you don’t like Star … Continue reading
It’s a good thing I’m Jewish
First, I find this headline in the JPost: Pope revises Vatican stance on ‘limbo’ And of course, it’s not about the Jamaican dance with the pole, which I’m sure you were all wondering. (If that were the case, the headline … Continue reading
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Okay, this is funny
I’d forgotten that I can be very, very funny sometimes. I need to get back into this habit. Don’t think this will go anywhere in the JIBs, though. I didn’t see a category for cats.
Posted in Blasts from the past, Humor
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Friday funny
If you don’t watch The Daily Show, you probably haven’t seen this incredibly funny interview with Israeli Ambassador to the UN, Dan Gillerman. Put down your drinks, ladies and gents. You have been warned. Via Omri, who can’t just enjoy … Continue reading
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And never the twain shall meet
East is east, and west is west, and never the twain shall meet. Via Lair Simon, a Japanese potty training video. Spit-monitor warning. Put down the drinks. Don’t eat the food. Wow. Animated poo. No kidding. I swear. Honest. And … Continue reading
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Parody unparalleled
Longtime readers know how much I like to parody song lyrics. And I’m pretty damned good at it. This guy is great at it. “I’m Still Here” is a song that I’ve tried for years to write a parody for, … Continue reading
The LOTR in 15 seconds
Yes, really. This guy is great. And you must click on these in order to get the full laugh. The Fellowship of the Ring: The Two Towers: The Return of the King:
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