The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Israel Derangement Syndrome
Tuesday, briefly
Those wily Jews are using migratory birds to spy on their enemies: Yeah, Israel Derangement Syndrome is in full swing. The Turks report they’ve found the Mossad’s latest secret weapon: A bird with big nostrils. Because it was banded in … Continue reading
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Tuesday briefs
Politician who nobody cares about quits her job that nobody still knew she had: Tzipi Livni, the utterly irrelevant former leader of Kadima, is quitting the Knesset. And while she slammed Netanyahu on her way out, let’s face it–nobody cares. … Continue reading
Monday briefs
But they swore the Muslim Brotherhood wouldn’t affect Egypt’s relations with Israel: Yeah, sure. Egypt canceled their gas deal with Israel, thus breaking a contract signed years ago. Gee, I wonder what other deal signed years ago they’re ready to … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israel, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Middle East, Turkey
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Wednesday briefs, starring Bono
Don’t tell the BDS nutcases, they’re freak: Bono slipped in and out of Israel and apparently enoyed himself. Oh, and he didn’t talk trash about Israel. BDS fail. Yeah, but it won’t shut up the haters: The IDF officer who … Continue reading
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Tuesday briefs
But it’s anti-Zionism, not anti-Semitism: One of the European “activists” left a present on the wall of the room where he was held: A Nazi swastika. Drawn correctly. The “activist” was from France or Spain. Or maybe both of them … Continue reading
Failtilla and other news briefs
Failtilla: Really? 40? Only 40 of the Flytidiots made it to Israel? Police officials said hundreds more activists are expected to arrive in Israel throughout the day. Oh, so there are going to be hundreds. Wow. Epic fail. Sure, Shari’a … Continue reading
Posted in Feminism, Iran, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Religion
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The perfect symbol of Jimmy Carter’s impotence
Jimmy Carter has yet another anti-Israel op-ed in the New York Times, where he utterly whitewashes Palestinian intransigence, blames Benjamin Netanyahu for refusing to help create a Palestinian state, insists that the settlements are the heart of the problem, calls … Continue reading
Friday briefs
Flytilla, the Sequel: Losers. Lufthansa is not allowing the Flytidiots (Elder’s coinage, I believe) to fly on their airlines, cancelling reservations in Germany. Good for them. Of course they’re accusing Israel of violating international law. However, in their statement, the … Continue reading
Posted in Iran, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Media Bias, Middle East, World
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An actual German Nazi defends the 21st century Nazi state
Yes, it’s the definition of chutzpah: A man who lied about his Nazi background, who was a member of the Waffen SS and fought for Germany in WWII, says that Israel is a threat to world peace today–because of Iran. … Continue reading
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Monday briefs
Another reason to like Chris Christie: You really can’t get much more Christian a name (unless you were, say, Jesus J. Jesus), and Gov. Christie is in Jerusalem on a visit “that mixes finance, faith and foreign affairs”. It’s only … Continue reading
Posted in Hamas, Israel, Israel Derangement Syndrome, palestinian politics
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Sunday morning lazy briefs
Oh, stop, you’re ruining the apartheid narrative! Shimon Peres is leading the charge as Harvard University discusses plans to bring a campus to Rahat, a Bedouin town, where Arab and Jewish Israelis can learn side by side in peace and … Continue reading
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Wednesday briefs, lynch mob version
Apparently, it’s not a lynch mentality if it’s a black lynch mob: Apparently, it’s okay for the Black Panthers to offer up a wanted dead or alive poster on George Zimmerman, plus a $10,000 reward for him.. Also for Spike … Continue reading
It’s Monday, and here are the briefs
Republican ideas: More varied than Democrats. Here’s scientific proof that liberals are dumber than conservatives. (Okay, not really, but it was fun to write that, since liberals think they’re so much smarter than conservatives. This book sounds interesting enough to … Continue reading
Monday morning briefs
Heroes all around: Two IDF soldiers “just doing their jobs” saved lives–one saved civilians, the other saved the soldier who stayed at his job, fixing the Iron Dome launcher, even at the risk of his own life. Yes, and the … Continue reading
Posted in Iran, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Jews, Lebanon, palestinian politics, Religion
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Tom Friedman and the Jewish lobby libel
Buried deep inside Tom Friedman’s latest column are these words: In Egypt, every day it becomes clearer that the Army has used the Tahrir uprising to get rid of its main long-term rival for succession — President Hosni Mubarak’s more … Continue reading
Posted in Israel Derangement Syndrome, Jew Cooties, Media Bias
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