The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn
Columbus Day briefs
Liar Liar Pants on Fire 1: You can start laughing now. Iran’s top nuclear negotiator Saeed Jalili said Monday that Tehran is to reveal proof of how nuclear material enriched by United States was delivered to the Islamic republic’s arch-foe … Continue reading
Posted in Iran, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Juvenile Scorn, News Briefs
Tagged Iran, Israel, Terrorism
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Really bad marketing term of the week
Seriously? Pubit? Seriously? What was wrong with Publit, you dumbasses? It’s more than one letter off something that immediately springs to most adult minds when they see “Pubit”. Marketing geniuses. They’ll never stop giving me post fodder.
Posted in Juvenile Scorn
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My co-blogger is an obstacle to peace
Snoopy the Goon has been one of my co-bloggers for years, but I just may have to sack him. Former president Bill (“I did not have sex with that woman”) Clinton says that the reason Israel hasn’t reached a peace … Continue reading
The madness of Mad Mahmoud
Mad Mahmoud is even crazier than usual. “We have precise information that the Americans have devised a plot … they plan to attack at least two countries in the region within the next three months,” he said in remarks Press … Continue reading
Comic-Con vs. the church of Phelps
Utterly hilarious photos of a counter-protest to the shmucks in the Fred Phelps cult. I think my favorite mock is the “God hates kittens” sign. And the gay sex chant was just perfect. Alas, there was no Hulk representation. Comic … Continue reading
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I wish I had an Ivy League education
Then I could say genius things like this: Requiring 60 votes rather than 50 to pass legislation in a body with 100 members is a terrible idea. It’s always been a terrible idea. Nobody would design a legislature that way. … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, Juvenile Scorn
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Turn off the AC, turn on the bad times
As the northeast suffers through a July heat wave, the WaPo publishes an op-ed by the author of a book about how bad air conditioning is for us. A.C.’s obvious public-health benefits during severe heat waves do not justify its … Continue reading
It’s all in the translation
Awesome translation in a Ynet article today: It was also reported that an Israeli manless drone located Nasrallah near the Hezbollah security headquarters in the Dahiya quarter of south Beirut. A manless drone for the manless leader of Hezballah. Hey, … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Lebanon
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Joe Klein and the alphabet soup strategy
Joe Klein says that Israel’s problem is that it relies on ABCD. Jeffrey Goldberg, in his excellent memoir Prisoners, tells how he got pummeled by Irish kids, then read the famous novel of Israel’s liberation, Exodus, by Leon Uris, and … Continue reading
A Master of Juvenile Scorn
Rick Richman is earning my highest honor today, for these words: Elections are tough to organize when there are people who are running against each other. The good news, however, is that once you solve the internal problems with a … Continue reading
Posted in Israeli Double Standard Time, Juvenile Scorn, palestinian politics
Tagged Palestinians
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The blogger’s guide to anti-Semitic comment trolls
Eight years ago this spring, at the height of the suicide bombings of Yasser Arafat’s terror war known as the second intifada, I started blogging about Jewish and Israeli issues. This, of course, brought out the anti-Israel crazies. I came … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Juvenile Scorn
Tagged Anti-Semitism, Israel, Jews
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Inspector Clouseau is on the Dubai case
You have to love the gathering of evidence that the Dubai police insist “prove” that the Mossad was involved. In an interview to Emirati paper al-Bayan published on Monday, Tamim said that “despite Israel’s attempts at denial, claiming there is … Continue reading
Famous Jew-hater to Israel: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Jenny Tonge, one of the most famous Jew-haters in Britain, is demanding that Israel prove its innocence by launching an inquiry into rumors that Israelis were harvesting organs in Haiti. What evidence does she cite (besides her own Palestine Telegraph, … Continue reading
Danny Glover is a bigger idiot than Pat Robertson
Just when you think you can’t find someone even dumber in Hollywood, out comes this gem from Danny Glover: Actor Danny Glover says the earthquake in Haiti is a result of global warming. Glover told GRITtv that it could have … Continue reading
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