The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
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Hurricane Wilma strikes Richmond
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Hurricane Wilma: Information, please
I find myself unable to contact my mother in Tamarac. If anyone has any idea how badly that town was hit, please let me know. Can’t get through on cell phones, and I’m at work and can’t really spend a … Continue reading
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Reasons to be careful when entering your phone number
Because James Edwards, who is flying on USAir today, whose plane was delayed 27 minutes, causing him to miss his connecting flight, does not have access to my voice mail. Tough luck, Jimmy. Next time, put the right phone number … Continue reading
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Hurricane exhaustion
I’m really tired of hurricanes Continue reading
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Pre-Katrina gas prices, at long last
Gas prices are down to pre-Katrina levels Continue reading
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Fictional paper trays
When the printer tries to print to a tray that doesn’t exist Continue reading
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The Adventures of Stupid Painter Guy
In which a painter arrives at our author’s home and does horrible things to it Continue reading
The catless blog
It is incumbent upon me, I think, that an explanation is forthcoming forthwith and with malice aforethought, what with everyone bitching about there being no cat pictures on my blog lately. Hello, people, BUSY! BUSY! BUSY! I finally actually have … Continue reading
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Obligations
Of course, if I had actually done these pictures over the weekend, I wouldn’t be up this late, waiting for them to finish printing. What pictures? The pictures for the tri-fold display for the synagogue dinner tomorrow night. Those pictures. … Continue reading
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