The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Meanderings
Really. Not funny anymore
I’m sure that when the name “Insinkerator” was first brought out, people thought it was just the coolest name ever for a garbage disposal. Not so funny after seeing it in your sink day after day after day after day. … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
1 Comment
Sleep is unfair
You know, it’s bad enough that I’ve been having lousy dreams and nightmares. I think it’s really, really unfair that I had a dream where I was actually speaking French to a Frenchwoman, and she had the nerve to insult … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
3 Comments
Happy Friday
That’s about all I can say today. I appear to be a bit blocked in the posting regions, which is better than being blocked in other regions. Talk amongst yourselves, about anything you want. But under no circumstances should anyone, … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
9 Comments
Random reggae music thought
Why, exactly, do we have to pass the duchy from the left-hand side?
Posted in Meanderings
2 Comments
A wistful look back
You know what I miss? I miss the unserious posts. Not just the cat posts, but the posts with pictures of wasps on my tap, or how much Coke2 sucked, or the ant wars, or a host of other posts … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
11 Comments
Oldest synagogues in the Western Hemisphere
Oldest – Mikve Israel in Curacao In the Caribbean, Curacao is home to the oldest synagogue – Mikve Israel – in continuous use in the Western Hemisphere; it was founded in 1651. Second oldest (?) (Though not in continuous use) … Continue reading
Posted in Jews, Meanderings, Miscellaneous, World
Comments Off on Oldest synagogues in the Western Hemisphere
Slip out the back Jack
Here are a couple that Paul Simon didn’t think of.April Wormly threatened to blow up the plane her (soon to be ex-)boyfriend was boarding. A woman who called in a bomb threat to an airport in an attempt to break … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Meanderings, Pop Culture
Comments Off on Slip out the back Jack
Adult entertainment
The original episodes of Sesame Street have been issued on DVD. But our children better not watch them. It wouldn’t be right. Just don’t bring the children. According to an earnest warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Meanderings, Media, Pop Culture, Television
3 Comments
Random random thought post
It occurs to me that I haven’t done this in ages. Now I have.
Posted in Meanderings
1 Comment
Random Hulk thought
I was thinking. Today is a good day for a blogwar. Gee, I hope one of my old playmates decides to do something stupid.
Posted in Meanderings
Comments Off on Random Hulk thought
Random spam thought
When you are not quite awake, and watching the spam run through your mailbox before your brain gets into full gear, you see a spam header running through your email that says this: Your koan approval What is the sound … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
6 Comments
Random solstice thought
So, was today the longest day, or is it tomorrow? I get so confused. Either way, y’know, it eventually gets dark out.
Posted in Meanderings
4 Comments
Random Jeep fact
It turns out that when I have the right motivation—such as a thunderstorm bearing down on me—I can put the windows back in my Jeep in about five minutes. Hey, I’m impressed.
Posted in Meanderings
Comments Off on Random Jeep fact
What if
That’s Entertainment III is on PBS tonight. And I was thinking: What if Judy Garland had survived, and what if Judy Garland had sung Sondheim? Now that’s perfection. Just imagine her singing “I’m Still Here.” They just don’t make ’em … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
2 Comments
Random smoke alarm thought
Cats do not like it when you change the smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors. Well, actually, they really wouldn’t mind it if I didn’t also test each one after inserting the new battery. WHOOSH. Update: Turns out this was … Continue reading
Posted in Cats, Meanderings
Comments Off on Random smoke alarm thought