The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: News Briefs
Thursday SNB
He will fart in your general direction: Nicholas Sarkozy is threatening “severe” new sanctions on Iran if it doesn’t stop enriching uranium and trying to get the bomb. Yeah, like we haven’t heard that before. No! Not the dreaded letter … Continue reading
Posted in Iran, Lebanon, News Briefs, Pop Culture
Tagged Ellie Greenwich, Iran, Israel, Lebanon, Pop Music
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Monday morning snark news briefs
The Talibanization of Gaza continues: Hamas is going to expel girls for not wearing head coverings and full-length robes to school. They’ve also begun to segregate the sexes. No icky boys teaching girls; no icky girls teaching boys. Anyone want … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Hamas, News Briefs, Religion, United Nations
Tagged Anti-Semitism, Hamas, Israel
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Thursday SNB
Oh, so THAT’s why HRW released a report about Hamas: So they could accuse Israel of more war crimes. I was thinking it was more to do with being caught trying to bash Israel to the Saudis so they could … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israeli Double Standard Time, Movies, News Briefs, Politics
Tagged Hezbollah
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Friday SNB
(That’s Snark News Briefs, to those of you who haven’t been paying attention.) Fatah blames Israel for Arafat’s AIDS: Not really. Fatah refuses to even consider the idea that their dead (and unmourned) leader did not die because of Israeli … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Movies, News Briefs, palestinian politics, Pop Culture
Tagged Benjamin Netanyahu, Egypt, Israel
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Monday SNB
Fatah old guard: Hey, we’re old, we’re rich, we’re corrupt, and we ain’t movin’: The old guard won’t let the young guard horn in on their territory. Not surprising; the old guard has its lovely villas in the West Bank … Continue reading
Posted in Iran, Israel, News Briefs, palestinian politics, Politics, Saudi Arabia, Terrorism
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Tuesday SNB
Mitchell reports to his master: I’m sorry, but that’s the way it looks to me. Mitchell is in Israel, talking settlements with Netanyahu, and he’s reporting back to Abbas that there’s “still a gap” in negotiations about what to freeze. … Continue reading
Posted in American Scene, Hamas, Israel, News Briefs, Syria
Tagged Hamas, Israel, Syria
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Monday SNB
(That’s Snark News Briefs to you, buster.) Weapons cache? What weapons cache? Lebanon is doubling down on the next war with Israel by (of course) siding with Hezbullah and insisting that the arms cache that exploded was arms “left behind … Continue reading
Posted in American Scene, Israel, Lebanon, News Briefs, Politics, Syria
Tagged Israel, Lebanon, Sarah Palin, Syria
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Sunday snarky briefs
Palestinian ERA watch: Hamastan continues apace, with the latest being a ruling by a Gaza judge insisting that women lawyers all wear hijabs. But remember, they’re doing it voluntarily, and it’s an empowering thing. There is no compulsion under Islam. … Continue reading
Posted in Gaza, Hamas, Israel, Israel Derangement Syndrome, News Briefs, Religion, Syria, Terrorism
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Thursday Snark News
Israel? What Israel? Fatah won’t recognize Israel, or stop “resistance,” and once again, Palestinians openly state that they only said they’d recognize Israel to get international approval (and billions to use against Israel). But this won’t show up anywhere in … Continue reading
Posted in Iran, Israel, Movies, News Briefs, palestinian politics, Pop Culture
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Tuesday morning snark news
Psych! Iranian Vice President Esfandiar Rahim Mashai, the man who said that Iran was a friend to all people, says it was all just a sneaky form of psychological warfare. Those wily Persians. They want us to think that Iran … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Gaza, Israel, News Briefs, palestinian politics
Tagged Healthcare, Israel, neo-Nazis, Obama
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Tuesday Snark News
Brits to America: The Israelis don’t listen to us. Meryl to Brits: You anti-Israel, anti-Semitic gits. Why should they? Barry Rubin cut the bullshit: He did, really. (It’s okay, Barry, I put it back for you.) Seriously, click the link … Continue reading
Posted in Hamas, Israel, Lebanon, Movies, News Briefs, The One, United Nations
Tagged Harry Potter, Israel, Lebanon, Obama
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Monday morning snark news
Despicable, if true: Settlers burn Palestinian fields as a consequence of having illegal outposts removed. I have no snark for this, only contempt. Labor to Israel: Netanyahu and Obama have their wires crossed, which is detrimental to U.S.-Israel relations. Meryl … Continue reading
Posted in Hamas, Israel, Jews, Lebanon, News Briefs, The One
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Thursday Snark News
Religion of Peace blows up two more hotels: Indonesia again, but don’t worry—it’s just a tiny minority of extremists doing all the kabooms. Palestinians answer Hillary’s request with a kassam rocket: Looks like Hillary’s plea to the Palestinians to refrain … Continue reading
Posted in Gaza, Israeli Double Standard Time, Lebanon, News Briefs, Religion, Terrorism, The One
Tagged Gaza, Israel, Palestinians, Terrorism
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Thursday Snark News Briefs
Israel’s enemies will be shooting blanks: Bad news for Hamas and Hezbullah: Iron Dome is working. Bummer, huh? Those wily Jews are figuring out ways to make the last cheap weapon of Israel’s enemies ineffective. It’s only a matter of … Continue reading
Posted in News Briefs, Politics
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